Thursday chuckle

  • flatfish
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 2105
    #1263899

    2 women discuss their bad choices and death

    1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.
    2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?

    1st woman: I froze to death.
    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?
    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
    I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.

    alumanator
    New Hope, MN
    Posts: 346
    #795830

    Now that’s FUNNY!

    Ragerunner
    Posts: 30
    #795890

    Now that’s a good one. Lucky guy!

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