Beer

Now this is my all time ultimate favorite beer(best on tap)

My favorite beer is whatevers on sale the particular time I go to the store . Oh……and the very berry wine coolers that DaveB brought up .

Must have been someone else drinking with James that day Dave

I’ll second the Summit extra pale ale.
Also very good is Redhook ESB.
Everyday its MGD.
Best bang for the buck is Natural Ice.
Lite (light) beer, only if it is Free and the only choice. (Although, if you are doing something fairly active, a light beer can help you keep the edge).
I definately need to give Guinness a try.

If I could only have one beer for the rest of my life IT HAD BETTER BE A DAMN BIG BEER. LOL

Gator Hunter

Beer Logic:

Seeing as many people drink light beer only for its less calories (not taste) I am about to try a super light beer experiment. I will take a real beer and put 2oz of it in six 12 oz glasses, then fill up each glass with 10 oz of water. I now have the equivalent of a 6-pack of super light beer. Each glass will still taste bad, but I get to drink a whole 6-pack of super light beer for the same calories as one real beer. Why haven’t the beer producers thought of this yet?

Or maybe I should just drink half a real beer then toss the rest down the drain. That way it will taste great and also have less calories.

Although, I must agree with some of the others that a free beer is the best beer – regardless if it is watered down. I better get to experimenting now as it may take a case or two to figure all of this complex stuff out.

Ahh the wonders of beer logic!

To be equal…Beer is better than a woman because:
OR
Beer is better than a man because:

You choose,

1. You can enjoy a beer all night long.

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3. You don’t have to wine and dine beer.

4. A beer will wait in the car while you go fishing.

5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.

6. Beer is never late.

7. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.

8. Hangovers go away.

9. Beer labels come off without a fight.

10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.

11. Beer never has a headache.

12. After you’ve had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.

13. A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer.

14. If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get Deleted.

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16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.

17. You can share a beer with your friends.

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20. Beer doesn’t demand equality.

21. You can have a beer in public.

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23. A frigid beer is a good beer.

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25. If you change beers, you don’t have to pay alimony.

26. You can’t catch social diseases from a beer.

27. When you’re interrupted by a beer it’s for a good reason.

28. A beer is always satisfying.

29. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.

30. A beer won’t tell you its pregnant for fun.

31. A beer does not come with in-laws.

32. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.

33. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.

34. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.

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36. The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom.

37. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.

38. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought.

39. Beer won’t drive you to drink.

40. You can shoot a beer.

41. A beer chaser is easier to catch.

42. You don’t need a license to live with a beer.

43. A tree is good enough for a beer.

44. Beer doesn’t grow hair where it shouldn’t.

45. Beer doesn’t care how much you earn.

46. Beer and “ice” don’t mix.

47. Beer won’t complain about your choice of vacation–it goes along happily.

48. Beer doesn’t care if you go to sleep right after you’ve had it.

49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.

50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.

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52. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won’t fight.

Brian
In reference to number four on your list: What kind of person would leave their beer in their car while they went fishing????

Gator Hnter

I guess it should have read…”extra”…nope, that wouldn’t work either…

Up to a few months ago my three favorite beers were Coors Light,another Coors Light and another Coors Light—in no paticular order. The last few months have found Grain Belt Premium in my Fridge. Is it a passing whim or have my taste buds aged—only time will tell.

Personally, I’m a Gluecks kinda guy…It’s getting really hard to find…

For a good, tasty, CHEAP Beer…..BLATZ Lite! Excellent!

Some of the best beer I have had was in Canada. The Labatz was great stuff. Tried buying some down here but just not the same. Not sure if I spelled the name right. Must be drinking to many beers.

After what seems like a lifetime in a dry country, I think I’d drink anything, hell, bring on the blue ribbon! You guys have no idea what it’s like to be this desperate!

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After what seems like a lifetime in a dry country, I think I’d drink anything, hell, bring on the blue ribbon! You guys have no idea what it’s like to be this desperate!

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Good to hear from you Little B!!!! Hey buddy………..all the beer you want when you get home…………ya gotta stay sharp while you’re over there! And you’re right…………most of us haven’t a clue on what it’s like outside of the good ol’ USA……. and thanks to guys like you…………many of us never will………..

ALL THE BEER YOU WANT WHEN YOU’RE BACK HOME!

you guys are pathetic……

DISTURBING BEER NEWS:

Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contains phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking beer, men partially turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period. The following was then observed in 100% of the test subjects:

1. Gained weight.
2. Talked excessively without making any sense.
3. Became overly emotional.
4. Couldn’t drive.
5. Failed to think rationally.
6. Argued over nothing.
7. Had to sit down while urinating.
8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.

I can attest to every word THFlounder has written as one of the 100 test projects. He forgot to mention getting pregnant.

Geronimo

I never thought I would live long enough to see Blatz and excellent in the same sentence together.

Well, except maybe,

“Drinking a large amount of Blatz is an excellent way to make yourself spend 7 hours the next day on the toilet.”

That guy is my new hero!

Redneck liquor store???

I have to stay in state with Leinkugel’s Honey Weiss but lately it has been the Amber Light. Very smooth. Everyday in the frig at home MGD. During my school years @ Winona State we would cross the river and get Old Milwaukee returnables for $5.28 a case @ Geogre’s or the Wine House. (Is it a good thing when you are a first name basis with the owner of a liquor store??) I have not tried one in twelve years, nor do I care too.

See what happens when you dont remove a woodtick right away.

Looks like he swallowed the woodtick

It is easier to watch your figure when it’s out in front of you where you can see it.

Gator Hunter

If he ever fell over forward, which I’m willing to bet happens around 2:30 am each and every Saturday morning, I bet his feet wouldn’t even touch the ground!

Did you see thats fella’s new boots ?

Neither did he

StrongBad has the skinny- you need sound for this.

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail39.html

If you have highspeed, his emails are pretty addicting.

You know after alot of reading and laughing I found myself thinking that there are not alot of Bud light supporters on this board. what is wrong with you boys are we getting over populated with Cat fisherman on here I honestly beleive that I read someone say the best beer is the cheepest beer I don’t know about the rest of you but you cant beat a Bud Light

Never fill you up

Never let you down.

I just looked in the garage fridge and found Molsen, Corona, Heineken, Labatt Blue, Mic Golden Draft, Bud Light and Miller Light.

Think I will have a Labatt since Stillakid2 will be here in 7 1/2 short hours. Pool 4 here we come.

OK Nate….you went over the line…I thought you were ok…even when you said you like Bud Light…BUT….What’s wrong with catfisherman?!

Tom…You have to take a camera along when fishing with the kid! You never know what’s going to happen!

Ps…hide your slippers.

I know you will have a good time!