World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

  • Richard V.
    Somewhere over the rainbow
    Posts: 2596
    #1263585

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
    The end

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59998
    #789579

    In your dreams.

    robstenger
    Northern Twin Cities, MN
    Posts: 11374
    #789593

    Bk, Cant’ you read???? Hence the Fairy Tale Title.

    dylan-gravenhof
    Worthington, MN
    Posts: 190
    #789597

    Quote:


    In your dreams.



    thats why its a fairy tale!! haha

    big-muddy
    Rockfalls, Illinois
    Posts: 202
    #789629

    At times like this, It makes me say, what the hell was I thinking?

    Wade Boardman
    Grand Rapids, MN
    Posts: 4453
    #789631

    Quote:


    At times like this, It makes me say, what the hell was I thinking?




    I think we’ve all had those days. Then there are the good days.

    whittsend
    Posts: 2389
    #789644

    C’mon, guys, they are all good days, aren’t they??

    DaveB
    Inver Grove Heights MN
    Posts: 4505
    #789646

    But do single guys enjoy escaping as much married guys do????

    rkd-jim
    Fountain City, WI.
    Posts: 1606
    #789654

    Quote:


    C’mon, guys, they are all good days, aren’t they??


    Somebody’s wife reads this forum…..

    whittsend
    Posts: 2389
    #789666

    Quote:


    Quote:


    C’mon, guys, they are all good days, aren’t they??


    Somebody’s wife reads this forum…..


    No, I just know I picked a good one.

    I left at 4am yesterday to go fish Pepin… Got home at 5 and took a nap due to near exhaustion. She took care of getting the kids to and from school and worked all day… Then she came home and was happy/grateful/thanked me for having a simple spaghetti dinner ready when she got home at 6. Meanwhile, my buddy’s wife was calling him every 1/2 hour in the boat wondering when he was going to be home.

    I think mine’s a keeper!

    Richard V.
    Somewhere over the rainbow
    Posts: 2596
    #789736

    Quote:


    I think mine’s a keeper!


    You and me whittsend, I have been married to the same lady 31 years and I cannot imagine what life would be like without her.

    mikez
    Missoula MT, Eldridge IA
    Posts: 125
    #789862

    This works great as a background at home! Wife really loves it!!!

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