Some man’s wife had always wanted a riding lawn mower.
She worked all day and was always tired when she came home and thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done quicker so she would have more time for the chores inside the house.
So. . . being the handy sort of guy that her husband was, he made her a riding lawn mower.
He thought she would squeal with delight or something and give him a big hug.
To this day he still cannot understand why women are so hard to please. 
just wanted her to be safe from falling knives, pots and pans…etc 
