One day when little Johnny went to school his teacher asked him a math question. She says ” Little Johnny, if there were 10 birds on a powerline and you shoot 1 of them, how many would be left? “. Little johnny sat for a second or two and pondered, he answered the teacher “None” the teacher asked him to explain his answer, “If I shoot one the others would fly away”. The teacher looked at little johnny and said “Thats not the answer I was looking for but I like your way of thinking”.
After that little johnny turns to the teacher and says that he now has a question for her, He asks. “Teacher, if you were walking through the park and saw 3 blondes on the park bench with ice cream cones, one was licking it, one was sucking it, and one was eating it, which one would you say was the married one?” The teacher thought about it for a minute and replied, “I suppose the one that is sucking it”. Little johnny turns and looks her in the eye and says, “The one that is wearing a wedding ring” and then replies “Thats not the answer I was looking for but I like your way of thinking”.
