Greatest Movie Lines Ever…

  • wade_kuehl
    Northwest Iowa
    Posts: 6167
    #287354

    Brian,

    That was Sleepless In Seatle. I can’t believe you got sucked into this movie thing with the rest of us. You must be bored.

    Time to go watch the Broncos whip the Colts!
    I suppose I’m the only Bronco fan here???

    lenny_jamison
    Bay City , WI
    Posts: 4001
    #287356

    I think the Broncos will win it all.

    Gator Hunter

    wade_kuehl
    Northwest Iowa
    Posts: 6167
    #287376

    OUCH! That was painful!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #287379

    Wade, now that I’m done thinking about gps/sonar units…I find I have a lot of time on my hands…

    My wife has a Vikings check card and I have a Bronco’s…just to be different.

    Know anyone that sells Garcia reels?

    Go Vikings….opps….to late!

    lenny_jamison
    Bay City , WI
    Posts: 4001
    #287388

    Quote:


    I think the Broncos will win it all.

    Gator Hunter


    Ooops!!

    Gator Hunter

    stillakid2
    Roberts, WI
    Posts: 4603
    #287403

    Quote:


    I can’t even tell you what movie this was from!

    A lady at a table in a restaurant….” I want what she had” refering to Meg Ryan after Ryan made certain noises at her table….

    I’ve been drawn in….


    Survey said???……………..BUZZZZZZZZZZ! “When Harry Met Sally” is when Meg Ryan did your career famed “Fake O” at a restaurant table with Billy Crystal, to which a nearby lady stated that she’d have “whatever she’s having”.

    What’s worse than being wrong? Admitting I’ve watched this movie!!!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #287480

    Re: Harry met Sally

    That was the only part “I” saw. All the noise woke me up!

    chappy
    Hastings, MN
    Posts: 4854
    #287584

    DaveG,
    Forgot one of Carl’s best from Caddy Shack:
    ” GUNGALA,GUNGALA”

    stillakid2
    Roberts, WI
    Posts: 4603
    #287591

    1. CaddyShack
    2. Blues Brothers
    3. This is Spinal Tap
    4. Animal House
    5. The Princess Bride
    6. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
    7. Tommy Boy
    8. Dumb and Dumber
    9. Weekend at Bernies
    10. Blazing Saddles

    I can’t even put these in order…………..they’re like 10 of my #1 comedies! There’s SO many good ones that I’m sure I’ve missed something…………what about you guys?

    wade_kuehl
    Northwest Iowa
    Posts: 6167
    #287607

    Kid,

    I can’t believe you mention Princess Bride! Great flick! Some of the best lines ever. I probably never would have watched that movie if I had not seen it with my son when he was younger (sounded like a chick flick). It is so dang funny! I’ll have to get my list together. Top ten comedies… That’s a hard one.

    skhartke
    Somerset, WI
    Posts: 1416
    #287631

    Quote:


    1. CaddyShack
    2. Blues Brothers
    3. This is Spinal Tap
    4. Animal House
    5. The Princess Bride
    6. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
    7. Tommy Boy
    8. Dumb and Dumber
    9. Weekend at Bernies
    10. Blazing Saddles

    I can’t even put these in order…………..they’re like 10 of my #1 comedies! There’s SO many good ones that I’m sure I’ve missed something…………what about you guys?



    I agree with you about so many good ones, which ones do you leave out. In your top 10, no specific order, I would replace Weekend at Bernies with Monty Python’s Holy Grail. I would need to find a spot for Strange Brew, but that is a personal favorite. The combination of stupid humor, and all you can drink beer is perfect. So I guess my top 10 list would have to go up to 11.
    Steve

    Gianni
    Cedar Rapids, IA
    Posts: 2063
    #287697

    Okay, one more:

    Quote:


    Difficult to say, huh? Difficult to say like, “I don’t know,” or difficult to say like, “Oh my God honey, there’s a man in our bedroom with a flamethrower!!!”


    Randy Quaid – Caddyshack II

    hooks
    Crystal, Mn.
    Posts: 1268
    #287704

    Another- Young Frankenstein
    A classic

    blue-fleck
    Dresbach, MN
    Posts: 7872
    #286932

    abby…something……..

    Hump?!?….what hump!?!………

    For all you Caddyshack & Blazing Saddles fans out there. I picked them both up in a DVD 2-pack at wal-mart last weekend. Hours of mind-numbing entertainment.

    mossboss
    La Crescent, MN
    Posts: 2792
    #287715

    The entire last 30 minutes of Unforgiven is loaded with them.

    Probably 2nd only to Tombstone.

    “I’m your Huckleberry”

    “Look dear, Mr. Ringo is an educated man, now I KNOW I hate him”

    “Why Johnny Ringo, looks like someone just walked over your grave”

    “Poor boy, he was just too high strung”

    “He’s down by the river, walking on water”

    “Make no mistake, it’s not revenge, it’s a reckoning”

    “You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed? That’s what i thought”

    “You tell em I’m coming, and hell’s coming with me”

    “I ain’t your son, and you shove sorry up your ass”

    mossboss
    La Crescent, MN
    Posts: 2792
    #287716

    Quote:


    1. CaddyShack
    2. Blues Brothers
    3. This is Spinal Tap
    4. Animal House
    5. The Princess Bride
    6. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
    7. Tommy Boy
    8. Dumb and Dumber
    9. Weekend at Bernies
    10. Blazing Saddles

    I can’t even put these in order…………..they’re like 10 of my #1 comedies! There’s SO many good ones that I’m sure I’ve missed something…………what about you guys?


    I would put American Pie 1 and 2 on the list.

    Not sure the Princess Bride is really a comedy, more like a humrous fariy tale.

    I would put the first Naked Gun on there.

    I didn’t really like Dumb and Dumber all that much.

    Christmas Vacation has become a Holiday tradition with my family, a classic.

    Caddyshack is THE classic.

    wade_kuehl
    Northwest Iowa
    Posts: 6167
    #287758

    “I’m your huckleberry” is my favorite line when I lay into a smallie or LM bass on the chuck and wind. Let’s the fish know that I’m in charge now and he oughtta just come in nice and easy, not put up too much of a fuss. Never had one get away since I started using that line.

    A good line and a little chewing tobacco are probably your best tools in getting fish to the boat.

    I gotta add Stripes to the list of comedies.

    skippy783
    Dysart, IA
    Posts: 595
    #287773

    After reading all these great lines, I can’t help but put in this classic Jesse Ventura line from a movie probably no one has ever heard of. The movie is “Abraxus: Gaurdian of the Universe”

    Jesse: “My box has VD”
    Girl: “Your what”
    Jess: “VD. Vibrational Detection”

    If you ever get a chance to see the movie, I recommend it, just cause its so unbelievably bad it funny and set entirely to soft jazz music.

    jbb
    Minneapolis area
    Posts: 199
    #287810

    Another classic holiday comedy “Planes Trains & Automobiles”
    John Candy & Steve Martin Too many great scenes and lines

    lenny_jamison
    Bay City , WI
    Posts: 4001
    #287828

    All right here is my top ten list in no particular order.

    1. Stripes

    2. Better Off Dead

    3. American Pie (1&2)

    4. M.A.S.H. (the movie)

    5. Monty Python’s The Search For The Holy Grail

    6. Caddyshack

    7. Tha Party Animal

    8. Strange Brew

    9. Porky’s

    10. (Dennis Leary stand up) No Cure For Cancer

    That is fifteen hours of gut busting laughter right there boys.

    Gator Hunter

    stillakid2
    Roberts, WI
    Posts: 4603
    #287848

    I knew I was missing something so for all the additional mentions! Maybe another honorary mention is “The Jerk”. Another Steve Martin classic!

    I watched Young Frankenstein last night…………….good way to end the day!

    dinosaur
    South St. Paul, Mn.
    Posts: 401
    #287850

    Strange Brew is a classic. One line that comes to mind:
    “My brother is an electronic genius eh , he hooked up our stereo.”

    skhartke
    Somerset, WI
    Posts: 1416
    #287860

    Quote:


    Strange Brew is a classic. One line that comes to mind:
    “My brother is an electronic genius eh , he hooked up our stereo.”



    “Like he once got our dead battery going by mixing bird feces and spit, cause there’s like acid in it. So, you travel quite a bit?”
    Probably my all time favorite line from that movie.
    Steve

    newt
    Pillager, MN
    Posts: 621
    #287877

    Another good one from Strange Brew…”I’d kiss ya but I got puke breath”.

    lenny_jamison
    Bay City , WI
    Posts: 4001
    #287897

    I thought of some other great movies at work today so I have to put in a few honorable mentions.

    The Jerk

    Fletch

    Stir Crazy

    Fast Times At Ridgemont High

    Meatballs

    Revenge of the Nerds

    Ace Ventura Pet Detective

    Cheech and Chong”s Up In Smoke

    Caveman

    Gator Hunter

    680
    illinois
    Posts: 315
    #288054

    you all forgot one of the funniest first halfs of a movie from all times (although its not supposed to be)
    R.Lee Emery from full metal jacket
    did your parents have any children that lived

    they do not serve chicken and water melon on a daily basis here

    your azz looks like 200 lbs of chewed bubble gum

    if god wanted you up here hed have miricled it by now

    the best part of ran down the crack of your momma’s Azz and left a brown stain on the matress

    now bend over and choke your self .not with your hand numb nutts with my hand now bend over and choke your self

    the beginning of kill bill uma thurman (whos thought to be dead) spits in the sheriffs face sherrif says “this tall drink of co** sucker aint dead

    space balls
    im a mogg half man half dogg im my own best friend

    the hot chick
    arent you the girl sleeping with that college guy …. no …….wanna be?

    any thing in an austin powers movie

    scott evil “yes preperation h does feel good on the hole”

    dr evil after getting hit in the nadds “one.. two … three ok all there,”

    gold member (can i paint his yahoo gold)

    ok thats enough for me next

    Gianni
    Cedar Rapids, IA
    Posts: 2063
    #288062

    I left out FMJ on purpose because of the cussing, however it does have the best movie line ever:

    Quote:


    Hell, I like you… You can come over to my house and [expletive deleted] my sister!


    zimmy101
    Hager City Wisconsin
    Posts: 946
    #288074

    Plane Trains and Automobiles…. where do you start. lol
    “Airplane” has to be one of my favorites also. Everytime it’s on tv I just can’t turn the channel and IT’S ON ALL THE TIME!! The autopilot scene kills me everytime! They both are puffin on a cig afterwards.

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