Wadsworth-
I agree on your comment about the movie. Don’t even get me started. While I was fishing with DeeZee one night, we got on the topic of that movie. We were nailing walleyes, and trading quotes from Slap Shot. Classic. 
“I hold 2 hockey records, the most penalty minutes and I am the only guy that ever tried to take a skate off and stab somebody with it”
“The price is wrong b*tch”
“If I saw myself dressed like that I would have to kick my own a**”
Adam Sandler–Happy Gilmore
That’s classic, me and Samicegangee are constantly trading lines from slapshot, if anyone heard us out in the boat, they’d think we escaped from a mental institution.
“Who own the Chiefs?”
“Owns, Owns!”
From a movie not made yet…but coming soon…
“Use guys have too much time on your hands. Go fishing!”
The one from Josey Wales is great – one of my all time favorites!
And that Caddyshack stuff cracks me up!!!!
A couple seasonal favorites from “Christmas Vacation”
Clark’s yuppie neighbor – “Where are you gonna put a tree that big?”
Clark Griswald – “Bend over & I’ll show ya”
Eddie (Clark’s cousin-in-law) – “Merry Christmas, the sh***ers full!”
my favorite is lethal weapon films:
Riggs: you have the right to remain unconsious, anything you say won’t be much
or when he had the dog biscuit addiction(from try to quit smoking)
riggs:I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I’ve been chasing cars, and when I try to lick my balls I fall off the porch
from Easy Rider…that’s ok George, we’ll smoke it in the morning. It’ll give you a whole new way of looking at the day. GEORGE…well I sure could use that..yeah I sure could use a little of that ! 
That quote makes me think of Jack Nicolson in As Good As It Gets when he explains how he portrays women so well… ” I think of a man. then I take away reason and accountability ”
Fu– casper gomez and Fu– the fu–ing diaz brothers what have they ever fu–ing done for us~!Scarface
Lotsa good ones here already:
Six… Seven… Eight… Nine…. Oswald was a fag. – The Usual Suspects
Excuse me, but can you help me? I seem to have lost me medal of honor around here somewhere. – Blast from the Past
“Here’s Johnny!!” 
… from “The Shining”. 
“What we have here is a failure to communicate!” A classic from Cool Hand Luke.
Al;
“somebody step on a duck?”
“last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook stickin out of it.”
“you’re a lotta woman, hey ya wanna make 14 bucks the hard way?”
Quote:
Now you started something….
Caddyshack:
CARL: Big hitter, the Lama. Long.CARL: …And I said, Hey Lama, how ’bout a little something, you know, for the effort? And he says, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness So I got that going for me, which is nice.
CARL: Mrs. Crane! You’re a little monkey woman, you know that?
CARL: This crowd has grown deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta’ nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.
CARL: It’s in the hole!!
CARL: If I were you, I’d keep playin’, I don’t think the really heavy stuff’s comin’ down for quite a while.
CARL: This is a hybrid … of bluegrass, Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent and northern California sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this, is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on the stuff.
CARL: I’ll slack you off you fuzzy little foreigner.
CARL: Correct me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they’ll lock me up and throw away the key.
CARL: They’re like the vietcong…varmintcong. So what you got to do…you got to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that’s all she wrote.
CARL: I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
CARL: Au revoir Gopher!
Grumpy Old Men:
The green hornet strikes again (I pull this one out when I am really outfishing buddies)
Dirty Harry:
I know what you’re thinking: “Did he fire six shots, or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk?
Animal House:
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Germans? Dont stop him, he is on a roll
John McClain-Diehard; yippie-kai-yay mother***ker
Jesse Ventura from Predator’I ain’t got time to bleed”
Sam Elliot in Roadhouse”I’ll get plenty of sleep when I’m dead” 
“Stupid is as stupid does”
Forest Gump
“Newbomb!! Did you #$@&…?”
Hollywood Knights
“Our turning back don’t mean nothing, not in the long run. An injun will chase something until he thinks he’s chased it enough, then he quits, same way when he runs. He just don’t understand a critter that’ll just keep coming on…..We’ll find um in the the end, I promsise you…..as sure as the turning of the earth.”
John Wayne “The Searchers”
Clint Eastwood, “The unforgiven”
“Who ownes this sh*thole?”
“We all got it coming kid”
“Deservings got nothing to do with it”
“But then, Iv’e always been lucky, when it comes to killing folks.”
“you better not cut up or otherwise harm no whores…or I’ll come back and kill everyone of you sons a bitches.”
“We all got it coming kid” That was a great one T.
How about: “I take a cut in pay, liable to effect my aim” or “two kinda men in this world,those with guns,and those who dig,you dig”
“Mr., I don’t wanta kill you and you don’t want to be dead”
_Danny Glover in Silverado
“What’s soup du jour?”
“It’s the soup of the day”
“Mmm, sounds good, I’ll have that”
_Dumb and Dumber
“Somebody oughta punch you in the face. But I won’t…I won’t…..The hell I won’t”
John Wayne in McClintock
“Mans got ta know his limitations” Dirty Harry
“Leave the gun, take the canoli” Godfather, the name of the hitman escapes me
“We got somethin in these parts called a Missoura boatride” Josey Wales
“you gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?” Josey Wales
I’ve had it! We haven’t made 1 sale…we just killed bambi…and everytime I drive down the road I just wanna JERK THE WHEEL INTO A GOD-DAM BRIDGE ENBANKMENT!!!
Tommy Boy
What we have here is a failure to communicate…
Cool Hand Luke
A guy puts a guarantee on the box cause he wants you to feel all warm inside, like maybe if you put it underneath your pillow the Guarantee Fairy will come and leave you a shiny new quarter. What if the fairy is a crazy glue sniffer? Then one morning there’s change missing off your dresser and you’re daughter’s knocked up, I’ve seen it a hundred times…so what I’m saying is for your company’s sake, for your sake, for your daughter’s sake you should buy a quality part from me.
Tommy Boy
HEY YOU GUUUUUYS!
The Goonies
I’d have to agree with piratepete…….HE TOOK ALL OF MINE….. 
You forgot one of many great ones from Tommy Boy…
“you can stick your head up the butchers a*ss….”
Nice set of hooters you have there. Dumb and dumber 
“Mr Spicoli, your on dangerous grounds here, your causing a major disturbance on my time. ” “You know, Ive been thinking about this Mr Hand, if I’m here and your here, doesn’t that make it our time”
“Who ever says, you was a cop?”
“First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women”
“I always tell the truth…..even when I lie.”
“Say hello, to my little friend”
“Hey Sosa, I only have 2 things in this life, my word and my balls and I don’t break them for nobody”
Al Pacino, aka Tony Montanna, “Scarface” 
This isn’t a movie but it’s one of my favorite TV lines.
“Hey Peg, if I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I’d be talking to ya!” 
Al Bundy, “Married with children” 
I can’t even tell you what movie this was from!
A lady at a table in a restaurant….” I want what she had” refering to Meg Ryan after Ryan made certain noises at her table….
I’ve been drawn in….
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