Greatest Movie Lines Ever…

“Dying aint much of a livin’ boy.” – Outlaw Josey Wales

“Make my Day”
or
“I’ll Be Back”

“I’m afraid we have awakened a sleeping tiger.”

“I see you’ve been missing a lot of work lately?”

“Well, Can’t say I’ve been missing it.”

Office Space…….

“If you don’t shut up, I swear on everything that is holy, when I get done with you, your mother will cry for the next 100 years!”

Tommy Boy……..

“You’re going to kill your whole family Homer.”…….”Well if not, we’re going to die trying.”
The Simpsons

Gator Hunter

“you wanna die??”

American Outlaw

Gator Hunter

Now you started something….

Caddyshack:
CARL: Big hitter, the Lama. Long.

CARL: …And I said, Hey Lama, how ’bout a little something, you know, for the effort? And he says, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness So I got that going for me, which is nice.

CARL: Mrs. Crane! You’re a little monkey woman, you know that?

CARL: This crowd has grown deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta’ nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.

CARL: It’s in the hole!!

CARL: If I were you, I’d keep playin’, I don’t think the really heavy stuff’s comin’ down for quite a while.

CARL: This is a hybrid … of bluegrass, Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent and northern California sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this, is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on the stuff.

CARL: I’ll slack you off you fuzzy little foreigner.

CARL: Correct me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they’ll lock me up and throw away the key.

CARL: They’re like the vietcong…varmintcong. So what you got to do…you got to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that’s all she wrote.

CARL: I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

CARL: Au revoir Gopher!

Grumpy Old Men:

The green hornet strikes again (I pull this one out when I am really outfishing buddies)

Dirty Harry:

I know what you’re thinking: “Did he fire six shots, or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk?

Animal House:

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Germans? Dont stop him, he is on a roll

8 seconds, after Lane Frost gets bucked off a bull and stepped on:

Lane: Are my nuts still there?

Tuff: Yeah, they’re hangin’ on by a thread.

“It looked up at me, smiled, and bit my pole in half. Nearly took my hand off. It was the biggest damn fish I ever seen.”

Grumpy Old Men Two

DAVEB!!!!!!!! YOU ROCKED ON THE CADDYSHACK DUDE!!!

“I’ll bet you were really somethin’ before electricity!” – Rodney Dangerfield.

“Well ahoy Palloy!” – Spalding

“You know who that was Donny?” “Danny….” “Whatever”. “You?” “No……..that was Mitch Comesteen Denny.” “DANNY!” “Whatever.”
Ty with Danny Noonan. (fairly paraphrased)

“It’s easy to grin,
when your ship comes in,
and you’ve got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile,
Is the man who can smile……………………
When his shorts are too tight in the seat!” – Judge Smails

I could go on with that movie for hours!

Grumpier Old Men……………the conversation on the couch about bacon…………simply awesome!
Meredith – “According to those flat bellied experts, I should have taken a dirt nap 30 years ago…………but they keep dyin’………and I’m still here. Ya know………sometimes I think God forgot about me…….Just goes to show ya………”

Lemon – “Show ya what?”

Meredith – “Huh?”

Lemon – “Goes to show ya what pa?”

Meredith – “Well, it just goes to sh…………uh….what the hell are you talkin’ about?”

Lemon – “You said, ‘it just goes to show ya’, and ……..well goes to show ya what? I thought there’s gonna be a moral.”

Meredith – “Moral? Nahhh there ain’t no moral……………I just like that story.”

Matthau – “Maria………there are many fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount above my fireplace.”

Any Princess Bride fans out there? “Inconceivable!”

Spinal Tap? “Well, why don’t you just make “10” louder and play at “9”? Then when you need that extra push, you can just go to “10”. Nigel ……..after a long, confused pause… – “But this one goes to “11”.”

Nigel – “It’s a little piece I’ve been working on. It’s written in the key of D minor, the saddest of all keys.”

Nigel (after being told their record cover was ‘sexist’) – “What’s wrong with being sexy?”

“It’s really a fine line……between clever and stupid.”

The bass player – “Well, they can’t really prove that he choked on his own vomit………….I mean……….you can’t really trace for vomit.”

TOMMY BOY – “Does this suit make me look fat?” “No, your face does!”

Laurel and Hardy – “Well here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten me into!”

“These guys are retards” – Paul Newman:Slap Shot

I feel the need for speed.
this is going to be complicated.
hey Mav, I just have to be honest with you, I just want to graduate.
hey, Goose take me home or loose me forever.
what do you mean it didn’t look right, IT DOESN’T GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT.
Your old man did it right.
TOP GUN.
Jack.

Willie Nelson in Electric Horseman “I’m going to get me one of those keno girls that can suck the chrome off a bumper hitch and kick back” Sorry if this is too off color

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat….”

Help me with this guys but it’s a great line from the Blues Brothers.It’s about the road trip? 1/2 tank of gas,beer,etc-sorry can’t remember the exact line but it’s great!!
Ryan Hale

Travis Renville, thank you for mentioning the greatest movie ever made, my personal favorite line is:

“I’m listening to the F$#%^$g song!”,

that was during the singing of the national anthem, when one of the refs skates up to one of the Hanson brothers and starts chewing him out for starting a fight during warm ups.

Gene Hackman, “you just shot and unarmed man”!
Clint Eastwood, “he should have armed himself”!
THE UNFORGIVEN

Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world’s great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs.
I am haunted by waters.

Poets talk about “spots of time,” but it is really fishermen who experience eternity compressed into a moment. No one can tell what a spot of time is until suddenly the whole world is a fish and the fish is gone. I shall remember that son of a bitch forever.

A River Runs Through it …..

Wing nutt, I dern near went with A River Runs Though it. Great call!

“are you saying coconuts migrate?”
– monty python and the search for the holy grail

Ramming Speed!!
“was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

Just keep on comin’ back with nuttin’.
George Kennedy – Cool Hand Luke

Here you go Ryan. It’s one on my favorites.

IT’S A 106 MILES TO CHICAGO. WE’VE GOT A FULL TANK OF GAS, HALF

A PACK OF CIGARETTES, IT’S DARK, AND WE’RE WEARING SUNGLASSES. HIT IT

Man, this one gets me going.

I’ll always love Brian Piccolo.

Brians Song.

It gets me very time.

Godfather

Never go against the family……..

I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse…..

It was business. Nothing personal…..

American Pie

What’s my name Bitch???

Stiffler, how is the pale ale?

That’s Stifflers Mom? She’s a M.I.L.F.

Vacation

Real tomatoe ketchup Eddie??? Nothin but the best

“Theye’re not going to stop us. we’re on a mission from God” – The Blues Brothers

“220, 221, whatever it takes” – Mr. Mom

“Houston, we have a problem” – Apollo 13

“I don’t wanna go back in the truck! I won’t wreck this truck, it’s a BEER truck, eh?” – Strangebrew

“Squeal like a pig boy.” Deliverance

“Yo Adrian. I did it Adrian.” Rocky

“Frankly Scarlett I don’t give a damn.” Gone with the Wind

“I’ll make ya famous.” Young Guns

“Say hello to my little friend.” Scarface

Gator Hunter

Chevy Chase in “Fletch”.

“Can I borrow your towel? My car………..just hit a water buffalo.”

Police Academy – “Don’t move DIRTBAG!!!”

Revenge of the Nerds – “So, why do they call you ‘Booger’?”

Steve Martin in “The Jerk” – “I really don’t like the blues…………It depresses me.”
“Wow! This place is really great!”
“The phone book is here! Look! There it is! That’s my name! I’m SOMEBODY!!!”
“That man really hates these cans!”
“All I need is……(forget the list)……………..this ashtray, …………… and this chair! And that’s all I need!”

Blazing Saddles – “Aww man! Someone’s gonna have to go back and get a S***load a dimes!”
“My name is Jim…………but my friends call me……………Jim.”
“We dang near lost a $400 horse!”
“It’s twue! It’s twue! It’s wiwwee twue!” – Vivian Von Schtupp

Spaceballs – “Are we stopped yet?”

Princess Bride – “He’s trying to take what we’ve rightfully stolen!”
“Ahhh……..look who knows so much? Pmmph………Little did you know that your friend is only MOSTLY dead. Hey! Hey you in there! What’s so important? Whatcha got that’s worth living for?”
“Don’t rush a miracle kid. You rush a miracle, you get rotten miracles.”

Dumb and Dumber – “Oh………I saw that in a movie once. But only, in the movie………….they catch up with them 6 miles down the road and slit their throats. It was great!”
“Boy……….I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little bit rockier than this.” “Yeah……..me too. That John Denver’s full a S***.”
“You know Lloyd? Just when I thought…….you couldn’t be any dumber,………….you go and do something like this …………….. and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!”

Ace Ventura – “Do NOT………Go in there! Whhwooo!”

Young Frankenstein –
“Igor?”
“Yes m’ lord?”
“Did you get the brain I sent you for?”
“Well………not exactly. I dropped that one.”
“YOU WHAT? HMMMmmmmMMMmm………….What brain did you get me?
“Oh…….it belonged to an ‘Abbey’ someone. Ummmm………Abbey,……….Abbey………….Oh! Abbey Normal! That’s the one!”
“PUT………….THE CANDLE………..BACK!!!!”

I really need to stop this!

Tony,thanks alot for the line.This is alot of fun looking at these lines.
Ryan Hale