Never Argue with a Woman

  • Sharon
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    #1262836

    Never Argue with a Woman

    One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

    She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.

    The peace and solitude are magnificent.

    Along comes the Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up along side the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”

    “Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that Obvious?”)

    “You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.

    “I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”

    “Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

    “If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.

    “But I haven’t even touched you,” says the Game Warden.

    “That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”

    “Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.

    tom_gursky
    Michigan's Upper Peninsula(Iron Mountain)
    Posts: 4751
    #775246

    benjisdad
    Newton, Iowa
    Posts: 229
    #775264

    …Now that’s funny right there…

    bret_clark
    Sparta, WI
    Posts: 9362
    #775265

    I learned not to argue with a women 24 years ago….still lookin’ for the expiration date on the marriage license

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