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An Iowan Packer fan missing a tooth???? Say it aint so.
May 7, 2009 at 4:08 pm
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The most stupid thing ever said fishing, camping or around a fire?
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May 7, 2009 at 4:14 pm #774789
BURN!!
May 7, 2009 at 5:12 pm #774816Quote:
Oh, you said “around” the fire….sorry
So you don’t ever get rid of your pictures huh?
May 7, 2009 at 5:40 pm #774825Better be careful Brian….
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On January 14th 2008, a man in Red Wing, Minnesota was accused of detonating 100 lb (45 kg). of tannerite inside the bed of a dump truck by shooting it with a .50 caliber rifle from 300 yards (270 m) away. The ensuing blast could be felt at Prairie Island Nuclear Power Plant, and officials from the FBI, BATF, Nuclear Regulatory Commission, US Postal Service, and the US Coast Guard became involved, along with local law enforcement agencies.[3]The man, Brian Wesley Childs, was arrested for gross disregard for human life and destruction of property with an explosive or incendiary.
May 7, 2009 at 5:55 pm #774833tannerite youtube
OH YA! This is the kind of fun I like. Hope the link works, tannerite youtube it’ll give some idea as to what was enjoyed by few and missed by many
May 7, 2009 at 5:56 pm #774834Nope
Thank D for that one big G
May 7, 2009 at 6:11 pm #774839Quote:
An Iowan Packer fan missing a tooth???? Say it aint so.
no it’s my last one
May 7, 2009 at 6:23 pm #774843
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“good thing Randy talked me out of using #3.”
It’s the truth!
May 7, 2009 at 6:24 pm #774845Quote:
An Iowan Packer fan missing a tooth???? Say it aint so.
Man I miss a lot when I leave to go out to lunch…I think I pee’d I was laughing so hard and also reading James’ recap….wow…
May 7, 2009 at 6:59 pm #774856Well, it isn’t in the same league as the tannerite…
But my buddy said this while out in the boat on Mille Lacs, we were young and after a night of Schlitz’s…
“What will you give me if I sh$# in my hand and throw it?…”
May 7, 2009 at 8:22 pm #774880Quote:
Well, it isn’t in the same league as the tannerite…
But my buddy said this while out in the boat on Mille Lacs, we were young and after a night of Schlitz’s…
“What will you give me if I sh$# in my hand and throw it?…”
My answer would be “plenty of room”….
big G
May 7, 2009 at 8:30 pm #774883Quote:
“What will you give me if I sh$# in my hand and throw it?…”
A: “Plenty of time alone and a stubborn unwillingness to admit I ever knew you” sounds about right to me.
May 7, 2009 at 8:48 pm #774889I dropped a split shot in the water once by accident. It made a little bubble on the surface of the water. I said woops I drooped my split shot and the wife says just grab it, it’s right there. Then I saw the red in her face. She thought that the bubble was the split shot and then realized that it’s called a sinker for a reason.
One more. I sell parts at a GM dealership and had a hearing impared customer. All of our “conversation” was done on paper and pencil. An oil cooler hose broke and he lost all his oil. He asked me if I thought his motor blew up. I asked…get this….”Did it make a loud rattle noise?” Oh boy was I ever embarrased.
May 7, 2009 at 9:16 pm #774906Quote:
Oh, you said “around” the fire….sorry
I remember that one! I also was trying to remember, but with Kooty and Grow at your fire, or even the Ertl’s, ALOT is said and done, hard to put them in words
May 7, 2009 at 11:36 pm #774938About an hour ago Andy (firemen) and I were out for a joy ride in the River Pro. As he headed to the inside of a large snag, I faintly heard him say “I hope there is a way out of here!!”
May 8, 2009 at 12:32 am #774947“Jeremy Roenick”
Now that itself is really not all that stupid, but back in high school…I mean college…when sitting around the campfire playing the name-game drinking game and the guy next to you says “Jeremy Roenick” and then simultaneously passes out and urinates on himself, well…
May 8, 2009 at 2:33 pm #775104I’ve had guide customers on opening morning ask me how the fishing has been!
I always answer, “You should have been here yesterday!”
May 9, 2009 at 1:07 am #775236A friend of mine came to town a couple years ago after a weekend of camping.He had about a four inch diameter half moon gash above his eye and informed me he was the winner of Redneck Roulette.They were drunk and got the idea to see who would stay at there seat longest after they threw a can of sealed beans in the fire.Every one else started to scatter as the can started to swell.A little later it blew up and sent the can flying at him.Luckily the boiling beans stayed in and around the fire when the can hit him and gashed his forehead.This is a guy that is definately in the running for the Darwin awards.Scary part is he recently got married.Her said he was in love with her when she was so crazy she made him seem normal.
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