Sitting at a fire with a few friends and family and a lot of Premiums. My step mom comes out of the house and say’s “Can you guys turn down that fire?” NO joke without even thinking about it I say “Sure just let me look for the switch.” She got mad and went back in the house while we all almost wet our pants laughing.
Seriously what kind of question is that? Its a fire they really don’t come with a remote to turn them down.
Anyone else have a good one to share?
Hold my beer and watch this 
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a lot of Premiums. My step mom comes out of the house and say’s “Can you guys turn down that fire?”
Seriously what kind of question is that?
Sounds like a kind way of say…listen you drunken SOB’s…Time to shut er down! 
BIRDDOG
“so one night I was sitting in the bathtub with my grandmother”
Just ONE more shot of Jaeger, I want to feel good tomorrow 
“Man, I’m more like I am now than I was before I got here”
Ending every sentence with the B word. Every sentence, all night long, heck it was the whole weekend and then some…
Thought the wives were going to kill us!
I’ve never said anything stupid at a campfire or fishing…I just show up.
“I’ll take some of that!”
-J.
At 3 a.m. , I gotta show you these fireworks I got in Missouri. 
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My neighbor “Can you burn that?”
Me : Everything burns…..throw it in….
you’all just watch this…..
and for me.. I just show up.. and people laugh..
and I won’t tell you about the time that my wife’s uncle taped together 30 bottle rockets…
but I still can’t hear correctly out of that ear…
stoke the fire…..I bet I can jump that fire pit……oh sh*& get the fire extinguisher……then you hear beer cans start to open and laughter….
I remember quiting smoking at 2:00 am (probably cause I ran out of smokes) and threw my lighter in the fire pit. Whoops, some firefighter huh.
(after 20 hours of straight consumption) Is that the sun coming up or does someone have a giant flashlight?
Oh, you said “around” the fire….sorry 
Brian K… carrying a 1# canister of Tannerite under one arm and a 6 MM rifle under the other… walks up to me with a serious look. Whispers “you’re going to want to set aside a couple minutes to see where this goes…”
Sadly the rest of the story details will need to remain confidential. But here’s the highlight.
Click.
Bang.
BOOM (bold doesn’t do this justice)
Shrapnel
Running people
Falling debris
People diving under picnic tables
Big Dogs Barking in the distance
Small dogs whimpering in the distance
Car alarms going off near the blast… more go off in the distance
Lots of smoke
Echos of blast through the river valley that go on for several minutes
Smoldering pieces of cinder block
Small hole where the beach used to be
Sirens!
After the smoke clears BK says, with a straight face…. “good thing Randy talked me out of using #3.”
The winner! 
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The winner!
People… this is just a mere glimpse of what goes on down to Everts when Dean goes on vacation. 
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The winner!
People… this is just a mere glimpse of what goes on down to Everts when Dean goes on vacation.
Nahh….that’s mere glimpse of what happens when James is around.
Kinda like skating behind a ice scratcher and spinning 360’s in a RiverPro. And that’s the beginning of a very long list.
Weird, I was thinking the same thing. He’s always at the center. I’ve blamed Dezurik and others, but there is one common denominator.
Oh sure, somehow I get the finger pointed at me?!
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Brian K… carrying a 1# canister of Tannerite under one arm and a 6 MM rifle under the other… walks up to me with a serious look. Whispers “you’re going to want to set aside a couple minutes to see where this goes…”
Sadly the rest of the story details will need to remain confidential. But here’s the highlight.
Click.
Bang.
BOOM (bold doesn’t do this justice)
Shrapnel
Running people
Falling debris
People diving under picnic tables
Big Dogs Barking in the distance
Small dogs whimpering in the distance
Car alarms going off near the blast… more go off in the distance
Lots of smoke
Echos of blast through the river valley that go on for several minutes
Smoldering pieces of cinder block
Small hole where the beach used to be
Sirens!
After the smoke clears BK says, with a straight face…. “good thing Randy talked me out of using #3.”
Never heard of Tannerite:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tannerite
Brian – I’m amazed you’ve made it this far in life… 
In the news
On January 14th 2008, a man in Red Wing, Minnesota was accused of detonating 100 lb (45 kg). of tannerite inside the bed of a dump truck by shooting it with a .50 caliber rifle from 300 yards (270 m) away. The ensuing blast could be felt at Prairie Island Nuclear Power Plant, and officials from the FBI, BATF, Nuclear Regulatory Commission, US Postal Service, and the US Coast Guard became involved, along with local law enforcement agencies.[3]The man, Brian Wesley Childs, was arrested for gross disregard for human life and destruction of property with an explosive or incendiary.
Brain???
Did you change your name after this?? 
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In the news
On January 14th 2008, a man in Red Wing, Minnesota was accused of detonating 100 lb (45 kg). of tannerite inside the bed of a dump truck by shooting it with a .50 caliber rifle from 300 yards (270 m) away. The ensuing blast could be felt at Prairie Island Nuclear Power Plant, and officials from the FBI, BATF, Nuclear Regulatory Commission, US Postal Service, and the US Coast Guard became involved, along with local law enforcement agencies.[3]The man, Brian Wesley Childs, was arrested for gross disregard for human life and destruction of property with an explosive or incendiary.Brain???
Did you change your name after this??
Just trying to have a little fun and see what happens!
The law takes the fun out of everything!!!
that there story brought a tear to my eyes. Had to put my tooth back in also!
An Iowan Packer fan missing a tooth???? Say it aint so.
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