EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED
AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM…’I’ve got problems. Every
time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared…..I think
I’m going crazy.’
‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the shrink. ‘Come
talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those
fears.’
‘How much do you charge?’
‘Eighty dollars per visit,’ replied the doctor ‘I’ll sleep on it,’ I
said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. ‘Why didn’t you ever
come to see me about those fears you were having?’ he asked..
‘Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot
of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all
that money that I went and bought me a new boat!’
‘Is that so!’ With a bit of an attitude he said, ‘and how, may I ask,
did a bartender cure you?’
‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed! – Ain’t nobody under there
now!!!’
SCREW THOSE SHRINKS…GO HAVE A DRINK AND TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!
LMAO That was a good one. 
