Don’t drink and drive your………………..

barstool!!

As Ron White says, “I didn’t want to be drunk in public.” Maybe his bar stool took off on him and he wanted to be drunk in the bar.
DT

operating a MOTOR vehicle while intoxicated!

Allso KUDOS to the gal for chasing down the burgalur and beating the snot out of him..

I heard that late last week a guy was driving his 4-wheeler ON cove bay of Mille Lacs. He went through in 4′ of water. He had ice piks but still couldn’t get out. He then called his wife, who then called 911 for help. They used a hover craft to get him. Guy then spends some time in the hospital.

When he gets out the cops gave him a DWI.

Bummer. At least he got out.

A kid a year above me in High School lost his license for OWI, then picked up another one a few months later…..on his bike. Seriously. My best friends cousin is a cop in our town and the they keep the ticked around for proof that this really happened….

There used to be a bar here in town and they had motorized barstools, I guess it was alot fun but they stopped because of too many elbow and knee fender benders in the bar. I guess the real fun started after the drivers got to the 6 or 8 beers line and too many dumping thier stools as they came around the corner and were heading for the checkered flag which they really did have.