sunday funny

  • NickJohnson
    Posts: 255
    #1262412

    PILLOW TALK

    A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question….

    WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?’

    HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!’

    WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?’

    HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.’

    WIFE: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?’

    HUSBAND: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married again.’

    WIFE: ‘You would?’ (with a hurt look)

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

    WIFE: ‘Would you live in our house?’

    HUSBAND: ‘Sure, it’s a great house.’

    WIFE: ‘Would you sleep with her in our bed?’

    HUSBAND: ‘Where else would we sleep?’

    WIFE: ‘Would you let her drive my car?’

    HUSBAND: ‘Probably, it is almost new.’

    WIFE: ‘Would you replace my pictures with hers?’

    HUSBAND: ‘That would seem like the proper thing to do.’

    WIFE: ‘Would you give her my jewelry?’

    HUSBAND: ‘No, I’m sure she’d want her own.’

    WIFE: ‘Would you take her golfing with you?

    HUSBAND: ‘Yes, those are always good times.’

    WIFE: ‘Would she use my clubs?

    HUSBAND: ‘No, she’s left-handed.’

    WIFE: — Silence —

    HUSBAND:

    boods
    Lancaster, WI
    Posts: 225
    #765922

    walleyejoe
    Litchfield, MN
    Posts: 463
    #765928

    BUSTED Thats a good one thanks for sharing

    flatfish
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 2105
    #765945

    OUCH ! ! That’s a “got ya!” if I ever heard one.

    buck-slayer
    Posts: 1499
    #765949

    Best one I’ve heard in a while.

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