Redneck pickup lines

  • hookem
    Hastings,Minn.
    Posts: 1027
    #1261813

    1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.

    2) Are yer parents [censored]? Cuz ya sure are special.

    3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in..

    4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I’d like to check you out.

    5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

    6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

    7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

    8) Fat Penguin………………. Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

    9) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

    10) I can’t find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.

    11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin’, we kin sleep Til afternoon.

    walleyebuster5
    Central MN
    Posts: 3916
    #753208

    Can also be heard at all the WI bars. SOrry, had to say it.

    haasjj
    Cordova, IL
    Posts: 373
    #753243

    and they worked!

    justinwitmer
    Posts: 124
    #753318

    Quote:


    Can also be heard at all the WI bars. SOrry, had to say it.


    No problem, being from Wisconsin I figure it’s because we have something worth picking up!!!

    Richard V.
    Somewhere over the rainbow
    Posts: 2595
    #753327

    Those are good, just wish I knew what was [censored]

    mnfish
    Lake Elmo MN
    Posts: 1106
    #753430

    re-tarded.

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