A mans way of thinking.

  • jeff_jensen
    cassville ,wis
    Posts: 3053
    February 13, 2009 at 1:20 pm #1261584

    WOMAN’S POEM:
    Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
    One who’s handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he’s gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to ‘how big is my behind?’
    I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.

    A MAN’S POEM:
    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with a
    huge bra who owns a bar on a golf course,
    and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
    doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a
    The End

    DrewH
    s/w WI.
    Posts: 1404
    February 13, 2009 at 1:30 pm #748001

    I second the motion. All in favor say aye opposed nay.

    bret_clark
    Sparta, WI
    Posts: 9362
    February 13, 2009 at 1:42 pm #748004

    I know them prayers

    Chunk
    New Hampton, Iowa
    Posts: 206
    February 13, 2009 at 2:21 pm #748014

    That women is never going to find a man!

    bosman
    DeSoto, WI
    Posts: 914
    February 13, 2009 at 2:24 pm #748017

    So true….

    redneck
    Rosemount
    Posts: 2627
    February 13, 2009 at 2:53 pm #748029

    Golf course—YUK!!!!!!!!!!!
    I see no where in the poem does it mention a woman though
    Makes me wonder about those golfers

    NickJohnson
    Posts: 255
    February 13, 2009 at 4:55 pm #748065

    Quote:

    That women is never going to find a man!

    she may find one like that but i bet he already has a boyfriend

    DrewH
    s/w WI.
    Posts: 1404
    February 13, 2009 at 6:42 pm #748093

    Quote:

    Quote:

    That women is never going to find a man!

    she may find one like that but i bet he already has a boyfriend

    As they say Now that there is funny.

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