WHEN TO START CUSSING!

  • Richard V.
    Somewhere over the rainbow
    Posts: 2596
    #1261458

    A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. ‘You know what?’ says the 6 year old. ‘I think it’s about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, ‘When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with arse.’ The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

    When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, ‘Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.’
    WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, ‘You can stay there until I let you out!’

    She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, ‘And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?’ I don’t know, he blubbers, ‘but you can bet your fat arse it won’t be Cheerios!’

    trumar
    Rochester, Mn
    Posts: 5967
    #744203

    big_g
    Isle, MN
    Posts: 22456
    #744209

    big G

    Boone04
    Fountain city, WI
    Posts: 321
    #744218

    Trev
    Battle Lake, MN
    Posts: 965
    #744243

    what a mean ol lady…..

    toothycritters
    Posts: 253
    #744285

    I don’t care how many times you hear that,,, it’s just friggin hilarious!!!

    jripperger83
    Knoxville, IA
    Posts: 14
    #744307

    HAHA that is great. Had a rough night at work, that helped, laughed all the way out of the hospital.

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