Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the children what their fathers
did for a living.
All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
The teacher noticed that little Steve was being uncharacteristically
quiet and so she asked him about his father.
‘My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men.’
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took little Steve aside to ask
him, ‘Is that really true about your father?’
‘No,’ said Steve, ‘He plays football for the Lions, but I was too embarrassed
to say that in front of the other kids.
