Everts Fishing Resort Txt Message Scam! WARNING!

If you get a text message, email or even a phone call from someone claiming to be Dean from Everts…telling you your cookie account is being frozen…believe it! They will be in his freezer.

However if the message asks you to bring more cookies to the resort…this is a scam. Many many unsuspecting people fall for this every year.

Tell everyone you know and pass this along to everyone in your email list!!

Any cookies that are brought to Everts should be left at Camper No 9.

…so far the authorities haven’t been able to catch up with this guy yet.

Somebody quick, put a leash on this guy.
And what’s REALLY going on in camper No. 9?

You don’t want to know Herb. I was recently sucked into that place, luckily I found a way out. Although I did leave a special surprise in it.

you people have no idea who you are really dealing with here. the “cookie scam” is real and it is a cover for an even more dastardly plans. for those who have felt the pain of cookie loss at everts resort, get over it. that pain is nothing compared with what is coming. i cannot release any more information at this point. i can only say that this may be the “sippy cupp” scandal of all time.

If I were Dean I know where all the leavings from the fish cleaning house would go—-under trailer #9

Stella, seeing this is your first post—welcome—and please tell us more. Obviously you are a long time lurker here since you have knowledge of the inner goings on so don’t keep us in the dark.

Authorities suggest baked goods early and often.They also suggest this could go well beyond cookies.7 layer bars,brownies and other holiday goodies remain under investigation.All outdated stale store bought baked goods should be given to BK along with any free offer magazine subscrptions.Camper # 9 is under surveillance and the new member registered as Stella are considerd as “high profiled suspects”.Currently, a chocalate lab AKA “Needle Tooth Gus” is heading the investigation and is interviewing suspects as we speak.

Welcome to IDO Stella!

Now tell them the truth…you haven’t been lurking…just read about the scam in today’s Wall Street Journal.

PS Dean, please tie up Gus. As soon as my toes thaw out…I’ll be over.

PSS Polish sausage is accepted at Camper No 9 too…gratefully.

Hey BK… are the ramps open??? is the river frozen over???

big G

it was a dark and scary night, the full moon was rising over everts resort. moonlight and moonbeams were interupted by the moving water and ice on the river. it was very scary and dark. i was drawn by an unknown force twoards camper#9, when out of the darkness, a leachorous scream was heard. “not with my cookie dough you don’t”, followed by an eerie silence. then a very quiet whimper,”it’ll be ok, i still have my sippy cupp”

tune in again, when you’ll find out who really is behind the “cookie scam” and what it takes to make over 20,000 posts

Careful Stella…I know where your relatives live.