At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady
>>struck up a conversation and discovered that They both loved to fish.
>>Since both of them were widowed, They decided to go fishing together the
>>next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river
>>to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
>>They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and
>>the gentleman asked the lady,
>>’Do you want to go up or down?’
>>All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad
>>passionate love to the man right there in the boat !
>>When they finished, the man couldn’t believe what had just happened, but
>>he had just experienced the best sex that he’d had in years.
>>They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they
>>came upon another fork in the river.
>>He again asked the lady , ‘Up or down ?’
>>There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate
>>love to him again.
>>This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing
>>again the next day.
>>She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when
>>they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked, ‘Up or
>>down ?’
>>The woman replied, ‘Down.’
>>A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the
>>river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the
>>lady,’Up or down ?’
>>She replied, ‘Up.’
>>This really confused the gentleman so he asked,
>>’What’s the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up
>>or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!’
>>She replied, ‘Well, yesterday I wasn’t wearing my hearing aid and I
>>thought the choices were f$#k or drown.
November 26, 2008 at 3:43 pm
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