Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: ‘You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.’
Second guy: ‘That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.’
Third guy: ‘Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.’
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. ‘You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.What’s the deal?’
Fourth guy: ‘I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:
‘Fishing or Sex?’ and she said: ‘Wear sun-block.’ 