Three things to ponder.
C O W S
Is it just me,
or does anyone else find it amazing
that during the mad cow epidemic
our government could track a single cow,
born in Canada
almost three years ago,
right to the stall
where she slept
in the state of Washington?
And,
they tracked her calves
to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate
11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution
for Iraq.
Why don’t we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it has worked for over 200 years,
and we’re not using it anymore.
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T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments
posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post
‘Thou Shalt Not Steal,’
‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,’
and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’
in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians…
It creates a hostile work environment.
Just received this and had to pass it on…