Once upon a time, Ole and Sven were fishing when Sven pulled out a cigar
but didn’t have a lighter so he asked Ole for a light.
“Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,” he replied and reached into his
tackle box and pulled out a 12-inch BIC lighter.
“Yiminy Cricket!” exclaimed Sven, “Vhere did yew get dat monster??”
“Vell,” replied Ole, “I got it from my Genie.”
“You haff a genie?” Sven asked.
“Ya, shure, he’s right here in my tackle box,” said Ole.
“Could I see him?” Ole opens his tackle box and out pops the genie.
Sven then says, “Hey dere genie, I’m a good friend of your master. Vill you
grant me vun vish?”
“Yes I will”, replies the genie, and not unexpectedly Sven asks him for a
million bucks. The genie then hops back into the tackle box and leaves him
standing there waiting for his wish to be granted.
Suddenly the sky darkens and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead
is heard!
Sven yells to Ole, “I asked for a million Bucks, not Ducks!”
Ole answers, “Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of hearing. Do yew
really tink I asked him for a 12-inch BIC?
