WAL MART

>A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and
reel. She
>doesn’tknow which one to get, so she just grabs
one
>and goes over to the register. There is a
Wal-Mart
>associate standing there with dark shades on.
>
>She says, “Excuse me, Sir… can you tell me
anything
>about this rod and reel?” He says, “Ma’am, I’m
blind,
>but if you will drop it on the counter I can
tell you
>everything you need to know about it from the
sound
>that it makes.
>
>She didn’t believe him but dropped it on the
counter
>anyway. He said, “That’s a 6′ graphite rod with
a
>Zebco 202 reel and10 lb. test line…It’s a good
all
>around rod and reel, and it’s $20.00.”
>
>She says,”It is amazing that you can tell all
that
>just by the sound of it dropping on the counter.
I
>think it’s what I’m looking for, so I’ll take
it.” He
>walks behind the counter to the register, she
bends
>down toget her purse and farts. At first she is
>embarrassed but then realizes that there is no
way he
>could tell it was her. Being blind, he wouldn’t
know
>that she was the only person around.
>
>He rings up the sale and says, “That will be
$25.50.
>”She says, “But didn’t you say it was $20.00?”
He
>says, “Yes ma’am, the rod and reel is $20.00,
the duck
>call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is
$2.50.
>
>And thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”

That is TOO cute!