It seems to me that the “Angry American” (I have seen it attributed to both Rooney and the Nuge) wouldn’t like it much either:
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…I do make a point to get home a few times each week during this fish slamming orgy to clean massive quantities of ‘gills, crappie, and hog[] bass from our wonderfully productive private lakes at our family home hunting camps.
My kids never learned to fish; they simply wet lines and haul in gargantuan Slabbage from the depths. With ultralite tackle and a slithering of nightcralwers, itsa cinch. It’s too easy. They’re spoiled rotten. Me too.
Any size fish will do. I understand there is a size limit on bass, but call me Rosa Parks with a hook, cuz the smaller the slab, the sweeter the meat. I defy.
(Kill it and Grill It, 167-168)