DIARY

  • ottomatica
    Lino Lakes, MN
    Posts: 1380
    #1257697

    HER DIARY:
    Tonight: I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn’t say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, “Nothing.” I asked him if it was my fault he was upset. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior. I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I love you, too.” When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. ! He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep – I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

    HIS DIARY:
    Missed a big deer today, but at least I got laid

    jeff_jensen
    cassville ,wis
    Posts: 3053
    #654693

    OK,that’s the best I have heard in a long time

    walleyewacker18
    Rice Lake, WI
    Posts: 620
    #654713

    Good one!!! I was thinking it was going to be something with fishing

    Brad Juaire
    Maple Grove, MN
    Posts: 6101
    #654714

    Good one! May I add to it?

    HIS Diary: Missed a BIG 12 pointer today, 22 inches wide with split G-2’s. Wife sensed I was down and I ended up getting laid for the first time this year.

    suzuki
    Woodbury, Mn
    Posts: 18715
    #654719

    There once was a man from Eau Claire who was doing his girl on the stair. The banister broke and he quickened his stroke and finished her off in mid air.

    francisco4
    Holmen, WI
    Posts: 3607
    #654720

    Zuki,

    Did you make that up yourself?

    FDR

    Jami Ritter
    Hastings, MN
    Posts: 3067
    #654745

    Quote:


    Zuki,

    Did you make that up yourself?

    FDR


    He didn’t have to make it up… Its about him.

    Jami

    Trev
    Battle Lake, MN
    Posts: 975
    #654746

    Perfect………

    suzuki
    Woodbury, Mn
    Posts: 18715
    #654761

    No, I didnt. One of my customers in Iowa just sent that to me. I did swap EauClaire in place of Sinclair though.

    big_g
    Isle, MN
    Posts: 22538
    #654824

    big g

    rmartin
    United States
    Posts: 1434
    #654833

    Where you guys been, that one is at least 30 years old. Still good.

    eyejacker
    Hudson, Wisconsin
    Posts: 1890
    #654844

    There was a young man from Nantucket, whose…..ahh forget it, I better not finish this one!

    roscoe
    So St Paul
    Posts: 256
    #655003

    There once was a hermit named dave…… oops same problem

    veritas89
    Rosemount, MN
    Posts: 75
    #655369


    unlucky yet still lucky man to bad he missed the deer

    flatfish
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 2105
    #655376

    And this is exactly why I do not like Diaries!

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