the best way to save Gas!!!!

  • troy_vinson
    South Beloit ,Illinois
    Posts: 136
    February 1, 2008 at 9:43 pm #1257537

    George Carlin’s Solution to Save Gasoline

    Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use….. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!

    That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down…..

    Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border….

    When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ..

    Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military…. .

    Give him a soldier’s pay while he’s there and tax him on it…..

    After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country….. .

    He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot….. .

    This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. …

    If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo…..

    Problem solved…..

    If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends………….

    I just did………

    shaley
    Milford IA
    Posts: 2178
    February 1, 2008 at 9:48 pm #650491

    nascarfan
    stillwater,minnesota
    Posts: 261
    February 1, 2008 at 10:19 pm #650512

    sounds like a plan to me

    life1978
    Eau Claire , WI
    Posts: 2790
    February 1, 2008 at 10:23 pm #650518

    I just reposted it on another page I go to and they love it!

    johnksully
    Lakeville, MN
    Posts: 678
    February 1, 2008 at 10:30 pm #650524

    Amen brother!!

    big_g
    Isle, MN
    Posts: 22392
    February 1, 2008 at 10:35 pm #650528

    WAT
    AUSTIN MN Cass Lake
    Posts: 130
    February 1, 2008 at 10:39 pm #650529

    Castaway
    Otsego,MN
    Posts: 1573
    February 1, 2008 at 11:40 pm #650551

    Why is it a comedian can come up with a perfectly good solution and the government cant.

    sandbergky
    Buffalo MN
    Posts: 93
    February 2, 2008 at 12:37 am #650567

    I think we should vote a comedian for president. Our system has been coorupt. Its hard to get someone in there that doesn’t think the same as everyone else.

    brandengifford
    Franklin TN.
    Posts: 58
    February 2, 2008 at 12:44 am #650572

    Quote:

    Why is it a comedian can come up with a perfectly good solution and the government cant.

    The reason is that the government is too worried about offending anyone–plus, the legal U.S. taxpayers will pick up the bill.

    James Holst
    Keymaster
    SE Minnesota
    Posts: 18926
    February 2, 2008 at 4:23 am #650668

    I think driving less or driving a more fuel efficient vehicle makes more sense.

    absolute2ks
    Chippewa Falls, WI
    Posts: 674
    February 3, 2008 at 2:44 am #650833

    Quote:

    I think driving less or driving a more fuel efficient vehicle makes more sense.



    What, are you one of the 11 million, illegal immigrants?

    bill_cadwell
    Rochester, Minnesota
    Posts: 12607
    February 3, 2008 at 3:47 am #650860

    I drive a small car that gets great gas milelage and only use my van for towing 95% of the time. I also fish alot more closer to home.
    Thanks, Bill

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