The accident

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone
inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and
meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the
grief they have experienced.
They’re all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. “I want to be
gorgeous,” and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says “I want to be gorgeous too” Another
snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is
halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his
head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy
eventually calms down and says:
“Make ’em all ugly again.”

Now that was funny!!!

I love it and will share at church.

Hilarious

Reminds me of the three laides (one has black hair, one has brown hair and a blonde) that were stranded on an island. One day they find a magic lamp with a genie inside and they each are granted one wish. The black haired woman wishes that a boat would pick her up and take her home. Poof – wish granted. The brown haired woman wishes that a helicopter would pick her up and take her home. Poof – wish granted

The dumb blonde looks around who is now all alone and says, I wish my friends were still here with me.

My roommates think I am crazy because I just laughed at my computer.