Christmas doghouse, again!

FW says, “What shall we buy for Christmas this year?” I say, “How about a new Polaris 4×4.” She says, “I meant for the house, You have enough toys, We should get a big screen TV.” I tell Her how the 4×4 would make dragging deer out of the woods so much easier and the long walk for ice fishing would be a piece of cake. She says, “The big screen TV would be so nice when the Grandkids visit.” So I move Her reclliner up to about 4ft from our current TV and put the cardtable chairs next to it. “There says I, Your TV looks big now.” That was 2 days ago. Been like a mortuary around here since. We WILL be shopping this afternoon.