Ahhhh, the signs of the coming fall season! But danger lurks and be on the lookout please!
I saw a squirrel burying a nut in the yard this morning and that’s just too close for comfort.
I called and made sure my life insurance is paid up and checked the locks on the doors and windows and now I feel much safer. If you love your family, please do the same. 
That squirrel must have been practicing burying nuts ’cause he’s after the big nut that lives in your house. 
I hope that squirrel has a shovel ’cause you’re not acorn sized either. I would be locking the doors and windows too if I were you. 
He’d dig a little, look toward the house, dig a little, and so on. You ever have the hair on the back of your neck raise when you think you’re being watched? hehe 
Way too funny.
It’s Iowa… It’s September… They know what’s going on.
Tree rats are officially in season (for weapons other than cars). You’ve apparently become a target for their revenge.
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