That deserves THIS 
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This guy walks into a bar wearing a VIKING jersey and carrying a little dog that also has a VIKING jersey on with a little VIKING helmet. The guy says to the bartender, “Can my dog and I watch the VIKINGS game here? My TV at home broke and my dog and we want to see the game.”
The bartender replies, “normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed, but it is not terribly busy now, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I’ll have to ask you to leave.”
The guy agrees and he and his dog start watching the game.
Pretty soon the VIKINGS kick a field goal and the little dog jumps on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five. The bartender says, “Hey, that’s cool! What does he do for a touchdown?”
The guy answers, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for 3 years.”
Good one!!! 
