Ok, like its september again, shes put up with me for another year… and her birthday is on sunday. Next years her 30th so I don’t wnat to go overboard this year on gifts and stuff. So I’m relying on all you fellow fishers out there to suggest some sort of gift type thing that don’t go overboard and will keep me out on the water – you know no demerits.
Jewelry salemen… please no comments until next year!
catfish
flowers and something battery powered. That way if she does not like the flowers…well you get the idea 
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flower and something battery powered. That way if she does not like the flowers…well you get the idea
Here is a gift that keeps on giving… if she doesn’t like it, you tell her that you can’t let it go to waste!!!
a gift certificate for a day spa so she can get a massage or pedicure or something like that would probably do the trick. 
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Here is a gift that keeps on giving… if she doesn’t like it, you tell her that you can’t let it go to waste!!!
I got one for my birthday last year and loved it
oh ya that was my birthday
flowers and dinner is allways good
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a gift certificate for a day spa so she can get a massage or pedicure or something like that would probably do the trick.
Always a great idea! Unless she still has one left over from the last time you gave that to her. It happened to me once!
Something simple but it works everytime. Get all honey-do’s done on your list,(make damn sure she sees the list)
2. Clean the house spotless,yes,including laundry.
3.Take her out for a nice bottle of wine and dinner.
4.Go fishing on the lake of your choice the next day
Message with a happy ending?
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Looking at this info, perhaps a trip to Victoria’s Secret would be good……for you
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Registered on 06/02/05 03:55 PMLooking at this info, perhaps a trip to Victoria’s Secret would be good……for you
I am really starting to like him
Next your going to tell me you like to drink beer 
Take her cattin’ in the moonlight. 
If you live by Treasure Island, try Spirit of the Water. Very good food & a real nice cruise of the Mississippi. Unless you see Briank out there catfishing like my wife & I did.
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Registered on 06/02/05 03:55 PMLooking at this info, perhaps a trip to Victoria’s Secret would be good……for you
I am really starting to like him
Next your going to tell me you like to drink beer
Can you say…Bring her to Wigwam next spring 
Find her pictures and get a couple good ones get them scanned blown up and framed. I did this a few years back and she was so pleased and surprised. I put together a nice collage of stuff and its one of her most prized possessions now. That was worth at least a dozen trips to the lake for me without any static. Didn’t cost an arm and a leg. If you do flowers make sure they are delivered where her friends and or coworkers will see them delivered. Cause they didn’t get any. I work with a bunch of women and they always chat like a bunch of old hens about what they didn’t get compared to the lucky one who did.
I like the dinner cruise on the river idea in fact thats what I need to get booked for sept. do they allow trolling on the cruise
Simple she goes to the day spa you go fishing .Late reservations at a good restaurant.Make sure they are late don’t want to urine her off if you are catching fish. 
He’s a cat dude. Lunch is more like it.
Gentlemen, Thank you!
As of this morning 12 doz reds (not redtails) plus a helium balloon are on their way to her work desk. The day spa g-cert thing is in the works and we’re going to go to the state fair on monday.
Some comments on the other items…
“cattin’ in the moonlight” This is recommended, tried and true. It sealed the envelope and made her my wife! Let a little 5’3″ sweety catch a 34″ channel and she’ll forget about all other men!
“gift that keeps on giving” I have dial up internet… your brochure / certificate didn’t come up for quite a while. …wasn’t sure where you were going with your suggestion…
“Clean the house spotless,” Check! “yes,including laundry” Dude… this isn’t my 25th wedding aniversary…
“Message with a happy ending?” For me right? Assuming the correct gift ??? …need more clarification here…
“perhaps a trip to Victoria’s Secret” .nope. not allowed in VS anymore…
“Next your going to tell me you like to drink beer” Beer is for guys that have jobs. I have two (jobs).
“…Treasure Island…” too far for a guy from ND.
“If a man says something, but there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?” … in woman’s eyes man always wrong. Note: stay out of womans sight. Hint: Middle of big lake. Caution: Woman named Hilary.
“Wigwam” a.k.a. holy land. Reference last paragraph and comment on big lake… There should be a sign somewhere around blackduck that says “No women north of this point.” Ooo… did I say that…
“Find her pictures and get a couple good ones get them scanned blown up and framed. I did this a few years back and she was so pleased and surprised. I put together a nice collage of stuff and its one of her most prized possessions now.” Whiskerkev, no offense intended here but you may be on the wrong web page… j/k, good idea.
“do they allow trolling on the cruise” Dude, trolling is best done when your not on a date. If you have to do it though, don’t get caught unless the other woman can be proven to be better than the one your with… Oh, you mean trolling for fish, sorry, us shoreliners forget that there is that type of trolling too…
“and something battery powered” Come on dude… even if she were to own it, I’m a real man and there’s no way I’d be caught dead riding in a Toyota Prius. Besides, she owns a truck.
“He’s a cat dude. Lunch is more like it.” PBJs or splurge for Bologna! Whiskerkev, you’ve redeemed yourself!!!
As far as my bio… am I the only one ????
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“perhaps a trip to Victoria’s Secret” .nope. not allowed in VS anymore…
Sales ladies kicked you out too? 
Jeeze!!! Come out of the fitting rooms trying on one teddy… and they mark you for life.
give er a picture of me,any woman would like that. 
I gotta think she needs a weekend “off”,take her shopping and stay at a hotel.
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As far as my bio… am I the only one ????
I don’t think you’re alone, but you’re probably the only one who said it
Geeeezzz I’m glad I scrolled down this far. My wifes birthday is tomorrow so I’ve got to go to town tonite. Good thing its an alnight Walmart. Thanks.
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Message with a happy ending?” For me right? Assuming the correct gift ??? …need more clarification here…
“and something battery powered” Come on dude… even if she were to own it, I’m a real man and there’s no way I’d be caught dead riding in a Toyota Prius. Besides, she owns a truck.
Um… I don’t think battery powered meant a car. I think he was talking about a battery powered “toy”.
Message with a happy ending for her? Get a battery powered toy…
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