Am I Mean?

There’s this guy who jogs by my house everyday. He wears grey sweats, a grey sweatshirt, and a baseball cap. He has long hair and he used to have a long beard. Everytime I see him I want to yell “Run Forest! Run!” I haven’t yet; but man its getting tempting. Am I mean?

dd

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Am I mean?

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Yes, is that going to hurt my pheasant hunting areas

Don’t say that too loud…Forrest might come a running!

No, mean is my grandfather who used to shake the dinner table when the overweight people walked by. He was not exactly a twig himself.

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There’s this guy who jogs by my house everyday. He wears grey sweats, a grey sweatshirt, and a baseball cap. He has long hair and he used to have a long beard. Everytime I see him I want to yell “Run Forest! Run!” I haven’t yet; but man its getting tempting. Am I mean?

dd

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I triple dog dare ya

I could ask the same question. Yesterday my work cell phone (left in truck overnight) showed a call at 0130 from a number I didn’t know, so I called it back…….at 0645. It was a very hung over and sleepy sounding woman. I asked her who she was, she said “Shhhaaarrron”, then asked who I was, I replied, “you tell me, you called me at 0130” She was silent for a few moments then replied that she might have called a wrong number on the way home from the bar. I laughed and said, “Ok, Well you have a great day!” in the loudest most cheerful voice I could muster, and hung up.

Ok…I can jump in on this too.

This summer going through L&D #3 my clients and I got stuck between 3 barges. It was going to take over 4 hours before we could lock through…remember this is at 1 AM.

The lock operator (Karen) asked the barge Captain’s if it was ok to lock us through first…and they did.

I brought her a box of chocolates the next day…

Was it mean of me not to have some candy ready to give the barge Captains that waited for me to lock down????

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There’s this guy who jogs by my house everyday. He wears grey sweats, a grey sweatshirt, and a baseball cap. He has long hair and he used to have a long beard. Everytime I see him I want to yell “Run Forest! Run!” I haven’t yet; but man its getting tempting. Am I mean?

dd

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I would say your a chickens**t for not doing it!!!

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There’s this guy who jogs by my house everyday. He wears grey sweats, a grey sweatshirt, and a baseball cap. He has long hair and he used to have a long beard. Everytime I see him I want to yell “Run Forest! Run!” I haven’t yet; but man its getting tempting. Am I mean?

dd

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I triple dog dare ya

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Oh you nailed me! I don’t do it because the guy runs everyday and is in much better shape than I am. He’d kick my

And, no Ron, we will still hunt pheasants!

And Brian, Life is like a lock and dam. You never know who you’ll get stuck inside with…………..

dd

I would say Run Forest, Run would be safer than yelling, Shave and a hair cut, 2 bits

I’ve decided if I ever get the chance I’m gonna talk to the guy. I have a notion that he might be an undercover narcotics cop or something like that. It makes sense. He has to stay in shape and look like a deadhead at the same time. That would explain the Forrest Gump look…….. Or he might just be a loon.

dd

I would hold off on the Forest comment, he sounds like he might be Jesus

Can’t be Jesus…he doesn’t have any followers.