I got this via email today from one of my coworkers…
Dog Food Diet
I have 2 dogs and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no and I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time… but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I’d been sitting in the street licking myself and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid lady…why else would I buy dog food?
