One morning, BrianK took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. ‘What the ? ? ?’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
‘Favorite Wife,’ he hollered into the bathroom, ‘why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’
She shot back: ‘It’s not talcum powder. It’s
‘Miracle Grow’.’