Monday funny but the truth

  • Eric Rehberg
    Eau Claire, WI
    Posts: 3071
    #1255633

    Just got this in an email and thought I would share

    Nine words women use…

    1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch
    the game before helping around the house.

    3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

    5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
    6.) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

    8.) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying SCREW YOU!

    9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s
    response refer to #3.

    johned
    farmington, mn
    Posts: 54
    #595518

    whoever wrote this must have bean married.

    haywardbound
    New Brighton, MN
    Posts: 1107
    #595526

    Quote:


    4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!


    Oh Man is that true! But mine is ‘Go fishing, I don’t care’.

    brent07
    Preston, MN
    Posts: 220
    #595602

    Hayward that is the same way with my wife. Man can she get ugly in a hurry when I say I am going fishing. It is easier to not ask and only catch her rath once from what I have found.

    jhall
    Lake City, MN
    Posts: 590
    #595656

    You should add this;

    *ALL WOMEN THINK ALL MEN ARE MIND READERS*

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