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  • wade
    Cottage Grove, MN
    Posts: 1737
    #1255540

    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

    In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

    I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

    Thanks,
    Troubled User…..

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    REPLY:
    Dear Troubled User:

    This is a very common problem that men complain about.

    Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

    The best course of action is to enter the command C:/APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

    However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

    WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

    Some users have upgraded to Vista Wife because of the appealing
    graphics. However, they have found it to be pretty much the same as
    Wife 1.0. In addition, they have had to make a substantial investment
    just to operate Vista Wife with the prettier graphics. There are also
    the challenges of older programs being supported with Vista Wife, i.e.,
    Children 1.0. Many users of Vista Wife are wondering if it was really
    worth the cost of upgrading.

    Thank you,
    Tech Support

    fins4me5
    Posts: 10
    #593007

    I really feel for you as you can also download a worthless program: gitmore 2.1 as gitmore 2.1 really is a version of getless 3.1 the best advice for download is honeydoo 4.1 and yesdear 5.6 should relieve your problem although vistagirlfriend has some advantages but also comes with alimony 9.1

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