Shot!!!!

  • rkd-jim
    Fountain City, WI.
    Posts: 1606
    #1255520

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    Killer Biscuits

    Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and
    while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

    Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up
    and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

    One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
    walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open, and
    she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied
    that she’d been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
    brains in for over an hour.

    The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
    were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

    When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough
    on the back of her head.

    A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud
    noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the
    back of her head.

    When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
    thought it was her brains.

    She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her
    brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

    Linda is a blonde, but I’m sure that is irrelevant.

    johned
    farmington, mn
    Posts: 54
    #592522

    pretty sure thats the best blonde joke/story ive ever heard! my blonde wife even got a kick out of it!

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