I’m a Coppertone Model!

Over the weekend I went up to Grand Maris with the relatics…to visit another relatic

While taking the 8 hour ride up there (yes, I know it doesn’t take 8 hours to get to Grand Maris ) I asked the Favorite Wife for some hand lotion. My hands get dry from the river water for some reason and I use lotion ’bout daily to keep them from cracking and such.
So, I rub some in and that was that. Well about an hour later I noticed that the lotion didn’t work too well..so I asked for more. End of story….NOT! The rest of the story is that the FW failed to notice that this was tanning lotion. The palms of my hands look like..well the dark tan of a swimsuit model.

No big deal, I’m use to people staring at me.

Thanks for another story to realize I may have a chance of being half way normal if there is such a thing…………..

Good thing you weren’t using it……. nope not going to go there.

I like how you blame it on the wife! How come because you did’nt see it, It’s her fault? Maybe you should have seen that it wasn’t what you wanted! Sure…..Blame the wife!

Is it just me or was anyone else scared to open a thread that was called I’m a coppertone model, and was posted by Brian K. I was half expecing to see a catfish pulling down his pants to see his

I too was a bit apprehensive to open this thread
Glad Brian kept it GP

You guys…and gals are making me blush.

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Good thing you weren’t using it……. nope not going to go there.

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I doubt the lotion is what discolored your palms…..

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No big deal, I’m use to people staring at me.

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now all you need to do is put your pink dress back on and you can really be a model.

I say blame it on the wife. they do it to us all the time. I hope she does not see this.

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Is it just me or was anyone else scared to open a thread that was called I’m a coppertone model, and was posted by Brian K. I was half expecing to see a catfish pulling down his pants to see his

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Yes.

Thankfully though, no self respecting dog (Or catfish!) would get his nose close to BK’s for that to happen.

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Is it just me or was anyone else scared to open a thread that was called I’m a coppertone model, and was posted by Brian K. I was half expecing to see a catfish pulling down his pants to see his

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There were witnesses………

now that’s just wrong!

So what was your first clue?
When you mistakenly thought you spilled your Pina Colada drink in the car?

And I thought that the picture in my mind was bad…….

Thanks for that image as it is now burned into my head.

Lets see…your hands are brown….and your face is covered with mayflies….gee….your cute. [Couldn’t resist Bud, too good to pass up ]

Hey Brian I bet would fall for the ink on the binoculer rim trick, I bet the better half could use coppertone