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Make it simple and painless for yourself.
Call the sheriff.
THEN;
throw the wild party, huge fireworks, potato gun, rock skipping contest, live music, etc, etc, etc, (just kidding).
But seriously, call the sheriff and file a formal complaint of harrassment.
I like this idea a lot, funny little things make the difference to the police, the first person to call the cops is basiclly assumed to be in the right.
I’ll leave it at that, I’m an vindictive person and I don’t take kindly to people lying to me or harrassing me, though I always resort to cival method when an where possible.