The NUGE

  • G_Smitty
    New Richmond, WI
    Posts: 1359
    June 13, 2007 at 1:21 pm #1255100

    Don’t know if this has been posted before… if so, sorry but I thought it was pretty good:

    Ted Nugent, Rock star and avid bow hunter was being interviewed by a French journalist and the discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, “What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, “Are you my friend?” or is it “Are you the one who killed my brother?” or “Why do you do this thing of killing just for sport?”

    Nugent replied, “Deer aren’t capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, “What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are in many ways, very much like the French.”

    caincando1
    Dodge Center, MN/Alma,WI
    Posts: 302
    June 13, 2007 at 1:44 pm #580186

    That’s great!

    ErikHendo
    Crosslake, MN
    Posts: 92
    June 13, 2007 at 2:54 pm #580205

    GOD I LOVE THAT GUY!!!

    Whiskerkev
    Madison
    Posts: 3835
    June 13, 2007 at 3:06 pm #580211

    French tanks are the only tanks that come with backup lights.

    You can buy used french army rifles never been fired, only dropped twice.

    zachary fries
    Central Nebraska
    Posts: 1435
    June 13, 2007 at 3:27 pm #580214

    ALL HALE THE ALPHA MALE

    orion94
    them thar hills, SW Nebraska
    Posts: 173
    June 13, 2007 at 3:49 pm #580229

    Nuge is THE Man!!! Whack em and stack em

    kruger
    Metro,mn
    Posts: 593
    June 13, 2007 at 4:09 pm #580236

    You got to love that guy

    wade
    Cottage Grove, MN
    Posts: 1737
    June 13, 2007 at 4:20 pm #580246

    simply awesome

    bret_clark
    Sparta, WI
    Posts: 9362
    June 13, 2007 at 4:48 pm #580262

    He is still Ted, the rest are dead

    col._klink
    St Paul
    Posts: 2542
    June 13, 2007 at 7:35 pm #580353

    Wish he would run Pres!

    I can just hear it now……………………..

    “The Nuge had a Stranglehold on the 08 elections”

    dave-barber
    St Francis, MN
    Posts: 2100
    June 13, 2007 at 7:49 pm #580356

    Quote:

    Wish he would run Pres!

    I can just hear it now……………………..

    “The Nuge had a Stranglehold on the 08 elections”

    Nah… more like:

    “Today, President Nuge declared year round open season on Al Queda and Taliban. Quoting a source close to the president, Ted was contemplating a “Pope and Young” type rating using status within the terror organization as well as size of the turban being worn at the time of the kill.”

    Hunting4Walleyes
    MN
    Posts: 1552
    June 13, 2007 at 8:46 pm #580370

    It would be great. A president that says “It is what it is!” And not follow it up with a bunch of . Who could we get to run with him? Maybe Mike Iaconelli??

    Ted Wedul
    holmen, wi
    Posts: 765
    June 13, 2007 at 9:24 pm #580388

    You gotta love the NUGE!!!! He is the real deal!!

    wigwam
    Lake of the Woods, MN
    Posts: 504
    June 14, 2007 at 12:55 am #580435

    Haha love it! I could have put it better myself. The Nuge is definately crazy but in a good way. ~Tara~

    Quote:

    “It is what it is!” And not follow it up with a bunch of .

    col._klink
    St Paul
    Posts: 2542
    June 14, 2007 at 2:34 am #580463

    I was hoping his wife would run with him,,,,,, good looking lady that is not opposed to getting her hands dirty during the hunt.

    They would get my vote!

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