… “uh, is this progressive insurance? uh… I’d like to report a claim…er.. uh… I was in an accident… you see, this powerline tower just jumped out of nowhere right into my path…”
I sent this on to my Uncle and cousins. They have the tractors with the autopilot in them, so they have all installed DVD players too. My Uncle was on a roll this spring calling every other day with a few movie reviews.