Best Movie Line Quotes

“You can’t handle the truth!” A Few Good Men

“Hello Clarice” – Dr. Lechter

“I’ll be your Huckleberry” -Doc Holiday, Tombstone

Adventures in Babysitting

“Don’t f**k with the babysitter”

“Honey, I’m Home!!!!”

Jack in the Shining.

Broncs

Peter Graves: “Ever been in an airplane before Johnny?
Johnny: “Gee, no sir I haven’t!”
Peter Graves: “Ever seen a grown man naked?”

From the movie airplane.

Whoa Doc, are you using the whole fist. Chevy Chase Fletch

Army of Darkness:

“First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me…. Blow.”

“Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?”

Possessed Witch: You found me beautiful once…
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

“Go ahead punk, make my day!!” Shouldn’t have to explain that one..:)

” I’ll be your huckleberry” Doc Holiday Tombstone

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You are going to need a bigger boat. Jaws

The entire scene in Jaws right before the shark comes up the first time. And the part about lining up to be a hot lunch.

“Circumvent?” Joe Hallenbeck
“It’s called a vocabulary, do you read much?” Jimmy Dix
“My subscription to Jugs magazine just ran out.” Joe Hallenbeck
Actually, almost anything from the Last Boy Scout qualifies.

From Nobody’s Fool starring Paul Newman:
“Just start throwing your dad’s name around town and watch the doors fly open.”

“I was trained by the best. Brittish Military Intelligence. But in retrospect, I’d have rather been a poet or a farmer.” John Mason in The Rock

The entire first 45 minutes of Full Metal Jacket.

“A beautiful girl can make you feel high. Like you been drinkin’ Jack & Coke all morning” Michael Rappaport in Beautiful Girls.

“Get some beer. And cleaning products.” Brad Pitt in True Romance

Well, enough of the internet for tonight. I’m going to watch a movie!

Neal, in Montana there’s three things we’re never late for: church, work and fishing.

Pal

You can’t handle the truth–Jack Nicklson (A few Good Men)

Is your favorite team the Yankees–(Tommy boy)

Police officer say–“Is that car fit do drive?” Steve Martin says, “The radio still works.” (Planes, Trains, and Automobiles)

Roger, Roger Victor Vector (Airplane)

I also love Doc Holliday’s “I’m your huckleberry.”

From the movie Aliens…

“That’s it man, game over man, game over, man! Game over! What the f*@# are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?”

Forrest Gump “My momma always said, life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what your’re gonna get.”
Blow “Life passes most people by when they’re busy making grand plans for it.”
Silence of the Lambs “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”
Girl Next Door “Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.”
Dumb & Dumber “Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber, you go and do something like this………..and totally redeem yourself.”

… I was checking the ah.. specs on the end line, for the rotary, girder.

Tommy Boy

Pull your lip up over your head and swallow! Grumpy Old Men..

Ok you got me. I’m with the mattress police and there are no tags on these mattreses. – Fletch

They said you was hung.
Well they was right. -Blaziing sadles

ok where should i start now……..

dumb and dumber- You mean to tell me you have had two pairs of gloves this whole time? Yea! were in the rockys.

super troopers- “well ill believe that when me s**t turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.”

“meow”

little man- “thats no baby, thats a porn star!”

the gridiron gang- “from now on we do things my way. not your way, my way. your way got you here”

son in law- munchin on some grindage

on golded pond- “walter you crafty old son of a b**ch

the new rocky movie- its not how hard you can hit, its how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward

I just had to throw a few great ones in…

Animal House when the junior in college, John Belushi, finds out he has been kicked out of school…
…”7 YEARS…7 YEARS WASTED!!”

Old School…the new animal house…when vince vaugn has a group of would be pledges over to the house to explain what their fraternity is about…
…”Any questions”…a no name raises his hand…vince vaugn says “Yeah, you, from the guy who probably won’t get in…”

also

When will farrel is refereeing the k-y jelly wrestling match. Blue, the old time, is called in to wrestle 2 topless women. Farrel says to blue…
…”Blue are you sure you can handle this” and blue replies “Just ring the f$%^#@g bell you pansy”

Lots more, those are just a few that stand out…Ted

“Yer my boy blue”

And I am 100% going with the first 45 minutes of Full Metal Jacket

“You use your toungue pertier than a $20 whore!”-Blazing Saddles
“You motor boatin’ son of a [censored]”-Wedding Crashers
“Got caught up in a game of the repeater!” “Yeah, that will happen!”-Super Troopers
“Give me 6 Schlitzes, or whatever’s free!”-Super Troopers

“I always find the fish”

-George Clooney, Perfect Storm

“Why don’t we just steam to Portugal while were at it”

-that big guy with the beard, Perfect Storm

Theres a bunch of good ones in there, i cant think of how they all go exactly though .

“maybe well get crazy enough to make some bad decisions”,
“maybe play a little game called, just the tip, just for a second, lets see how it feels”- wedding crashers

I dont want a large farva… I want a literacola. Super troopers

Wyatt Earp: You gonna do somethin’ or just stand there and bleed?

“skin that smoke wagon and see what happens” or cowboy-“your just a drunk piano player, your so drunk your probably seeing double” doc-“ive got two guns, one for each of ya”

man theres alot of good quotes from tombstone

The Blues Bros.

Elwwood-” Hey what the hell is goin’ on up there?”
Cop-“Oh, the damn Illinois Nazi Party won their courtcase so their out protesting.”
Jake”Illinois nazi’s….I hate Illinois nazi’s!!”

“Yer mudder had da toungue of a trout.” – Escanaba in da moonlight

“that there Clark is an RV, dont you go falling in love with it because im taking it with me when i leave next month”-cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation

also, “shi**ers full” – cousin Eddie

Rita Hayworth (probably have to be over 50 to remember her), from a B western movie “Boys, if I was ranch they’d have called me the Bar Nothing”