A True Redneck – this isn’t your typical redneck
joke.
Please Read.
We have enjoyed the
redneck jokes for
years. It’s time to take a reflective
look at the core beliefs of a culture
that values home, family, country and
God. If I had to stand before a dozen
terrorists who threaten my life, I’d
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to
back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns
and grit — that’s what rednecks are
made of. I hope I am one of those. If
you feel the same, pass this on to your
redneck friends. Ya’ll know who ya’
are…
You might be a redneck
if: It never
occurred to you to be offended by the
phrase, “One nation, under God.”
You might be a redneck
if: You’ve never
protested about seeing the 10
Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck
if: You still say
” Christmas” instead of “Winter
Festival.”
You might be a redneck
if: You bow your
head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck
if: You stand and
place your hand over your heart when
they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck
if: You treat
Viet Nam vets with great respect, and
always have.
You might be a redneck
if: You’ve never
burned an American flag.
You might be a redneck
if: You know what
you believe and you aren’t afraid to say
so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck
if: You respect
your elders and expect your kids to do
the same.
You might be a redneck
if: You’d give
your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email
from me, it is
because I believe that you, like me,
have just enough Red Neck in you to have
the same beliefs as those talked about
in this email. God Bless the USA!
May the LORD bless you
&
yours…………..
Jack..
are you a Redneck ?
