Joke for the Day – Which one would you be??

True Story Out On The Columbia River
>
> Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
> conversation took
> place:
>
> First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
> fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
> room in our house next weekend.”
>
> Second guy: “That’s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will
> build her a new deck for the pool.”
>
> Third guy: “Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
> I will remodel the kitchen for her.”
>
> They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not
> said a word. So they asked him, “You haven’t said anything about what
> you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the
> deal?”
>
> Fourth guy: “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I
> shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, “Fishing or sex?”
>
> and she said, “Wear sun-block.”

Tried that…….it works!!!

I’d be the one still at home working, while everyone else was out fishing.

My wife firmly believes in my denying myself ie. “Work BEFORE play” I can’t go until the livingroom is painted–woe is me.