A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you
have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the
bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take..! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for
me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of something that could possibly help mankind.”
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, “Lord, I wish
that I and all men could understand our wives..; I want to know how she
feels inside.., what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment.., why she cries.., what she means when she says: “Nothing’s
wrong”.., and how I can make a woman truly happy..!”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
She replyed…”Peanut butter and jelly 
and the couch 
…” Why am I so stupid sometimes 
…RR
…RR