She finally opens up and tells you she wants to share her deepest darkest secret…..
And she hesitates….
then she very softly tells you……..
“I like lutefisk”!!! 
March 8, 2007 at 2:06 am
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After 25 years with the same woman…….
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March 8, 2007 at 2:11 am #546196
Get yourself the best laywer you can afford…NOW!
March 8, 2007 at 2:26 am #546202Stock up on good toothpaste
March 8, 2007 at 3:14 am #546218Is her name Gene?
March 8, 2007 at 3:35 am #546230Thats a good woman,better keep that one around.Those are hard to find!
March 8, 2007 at 3:48 am #546237Yeah, so the flies land on her!
March 8, 2007 at 3:54 am #546240
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keep that one around. Those are hard to find!
Typically, if they eat enough lute…the lye keeps them around for centurys…
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Gene!
March 8, 2007 at 3:58 am #546243Sounds like a true keeper Jack!!!!!!
March 8, 2007 at 4:03 am #546246Quote:
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keep that one around. Those are hard to find!
Typically, if they eat enough lute…the lye keeps them around for centurys…
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Gene!
That’s TRUE!
‘Cause I heard Putz is really a 250 year old woman!
March 8, 2007 at 4:09 am #546249
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That’s TRUE!
‘Cause I heard Putz is really a 250 year old woman!
March 8, 2007 at 4:16 am #546251Quote:
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That’s TRUE!
‘Cause I heard Putz is really a 250 year old woman!
Makes sense…….
March 8, 2007 at 11:40 am #546299 March 8, 2007 at 12:08 pm #546303I wondered what that smell was with a south wind the other day……
‘Course she ain’t got much choice if she wants a meal of fish, as she could starve waiting for you to catch enough walleyes for a meal–SOUTH of the “line”!
I better go tap the maples so I sweet’n up a little!lol
March 8, 2007 at 1:41 pm #546324Steve
Remember there isn’t a low end slot anymore so Jack can “bobber up” alot of 12″ fish
Just takes forever to clean them little critters 
As for his wife, she just stays around for the free boat rides O hear Jacks got a new boat coming and it has some huge motor??? I did’nt know they let you put 300’s on pontoon boats March 8, 2007 at 2:38 pm #546360Steve,
Wash your hands before you pick your nose and that smell will go away.
Gordy,
You really should go out and buy yourself a “Judge”?
March 8, 2007 at 3:07 pm #546372Quote:
Steve,
Wash your hands before you pick your nose and that smell will go away.
Gordy,
You really should go out and buy yourself a “Judge”?
Jack
I have one, it starts at 15″
You tend to catch the bigger fish without the bobbers 
March 8, 2007 at 6:30 pm #546477So, she likes lutefisk; no woman is perfect.
But she otta qualify for sainthood is she’s stayed with you for 25 years.March 8, 2007 at 10:05 pm #546574Quote:
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Steve,
Wash your hands before you pick your nose and that smell will go away.
Gordy,
You really should go out and buy yourself a “Judge”?
Jack
I have one, it starts at 15″
You tend to catch the bigger fish without the bobbers
Bobbers cash more checks!!
March 8, 2007 at 10:56 pm #546588Jack
I don’t get much of a chance to fish it anymore, maybe thats why you are cashing checks now???
March 8, 2007 at 11:28 pm #546596Cash checks?–Jack CAN! With the bobbers no less!
At last years couples tourney out of Mac’s…Jack and his lutefisk eating partner cashed a nice check. Maybe even TWO checks if my weather beaten memory serves me right! One for the FIRST limit weighed in and one for the SMALLEST limit weighed in. So while I’m sweating out the decision to keep an 18″er or wait for a 19″ er to fill out…he’s SMARTLY sitting on shore counting his money! I double his weight and make half the money. Go figure!
Good job Jack–I think?
March 9, 2007 at 2:19 am #546653I don’t write the rules Steve, I just play by them!!
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