Hey Brian – I thought you might appreciate this one!!
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls.”
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”
There is a true reason for golf…JOKES!
Seems Brian was wondering where his invite to Arizona to play golf was……..I called him from the 7th hole of the links at Queen Creek coarse. Made him listen to one of my best shots too!!!And it was’nt the Dr. either! 
Steve, that was great! Nice set-up…I cracked up!
BTW…Why do they call it Golf?
Very good! 
That’s a good one.
THATS A GOOD ONE 
HERE IS ANOTHER
FOUR GUYS GOLFING
THERE WERE THESE FOUR GUYS GOLFING ON THIS COUNTRY GOLF COURSE AND ON THE SEVENTH TEE, THE FIRST GUY STEPS UP AND HITS THE BALL RIGHT DOWN THE CENTER OF THE FAIRWAY, THE NEXT GUY SETS UP AND HITS IT IN THE FAIRWAY BUT ON THE LEFT, THE NEXT GUY GETS UP AND HITS IT INTO THE RIGHT ROUGH, NOW THE LAST GUY GETS UP AND HITS THIS UGLY SLICE DOWN INTO THE VALLEY INTO THE PASTURE.
SO THE THREE GUYS GO UP AND HIT THEIR BALLS WHILE THE FORTH GUY WENT TO LOOK FOR HIS BALL. THE THREE GUYS ARE STANDING THERE FOR QUITE A WHILE WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR FORTH AND HOLLERED DOWN THE VALLEY TO SEE IF HE IS OK AND THEY SAW HIM WALKING TOWARDS THEM HOLDING HIS THROAT AND THEY ASK HIM WHAT HAPPENED.
HE SAID (IN A ROUGH VOICE) YOU GUYS AREN’T GOING TO BELIVE THIS BUT WHILE I WAS DOWN IN THE PASTURE LOOKING FOR MY BALL I SAW THIS COW WITH A GOLF BALL IN HER REAR END AND I LIFTED HER TAIL UP TO SEE IF IT WAS MINE AND I COULD SEE THAT IT WAS A TOPFITE AND I WAS HITTING A TITLIEST, JUST THAN I LOOKED AROUND AND THERE WAS A WOMAN WALKING AROUND LOOKING FOR A BALL AND I WALKED OVER TO THE COW AND LIFTED UP THE COWS TAIL AGAIN AND SAID TO HER “HEY LADY DOES THIS LOOK LIKE YOURS” AND SHE HIT ME IN THE THROAT WITH HER 9 IRON.
Hey GARVI – I liked that one too.
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