another good colts one

  • honda75
    Iowa
    Posts: 814
    January 31, 2007 at 3:35 pm #1253253

    Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A: The Indianapolis Colts.

    Q: What do the Indianapolis Colts and Billy Graham have in common?
    A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ.”

    Q: How do you keep a Indianapolis Colt out of your yard?
    A: Put up goal posts.

    Q: Where do you go in Indianapolis in case of a tornado during the playoffs?
    A: To RCA Dome – it’s rare for a “touchdown” to happen in there!

    Q: What do you call an Indianapolis Colt with a Super Bowl ring?
    A: A thief.

    Q: What’s the difference between the Indianapolis Colts and a dollar bill?
    A: You can still get four good quarters out of a dollar bill

    Q: How many Indianapolis Colts does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

    Q: What do the Indianapolis Colts and possums have in common?
    A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

    DMan
    Long Lake IL.
    Posts: 350
    January 31, 2007 at 5:04 pm #530668

    GO BEARS!

    cb2
    Bemidji, MN
    Posts: 154
    January 31, 2007 at 5:09 pm #530672

    i have heard all of those except with the minnesota vikings in there.

    love2fish
    Shoreview, Grand Rapids, MN
    Posts: 1024
    January 31, 2007 at 5:49 pm #530699

    Good luck Honda & D-Man. As a die hard vikes fan I am on the Bears side.

    John

    chippee
    sw wi
    Posts: 488
    January 31, 2007 at 11:01 pm #530915

    what does colts stand for………count on losing the super bowl

    duramax_2001
    Hastings, mn
    Posts: 125
    January 31, 2007 at 11:01 pm #530916

    THose where good. GO BEARS!!!!!

    jldii
    Posts: 2294
    February 1, 2007 at 2:36 am #531059

    Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog’s collar, twists it and breaks the dog’s neck, saving his friend.

    A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. “Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,” he starts writing in his notebook.

    “But I’m not a Cubs fan,” the little boy replies.

    “Sorry, but since we’re in Chicago, I just assumed you were,” says the reporter and starts writing again. “Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack,” he writes in his notebook.

    “But I’m not a Sox fan either,” the little boy replies.

    “Sorry, but since we’re in Chicago , I just assumed you were,” says the reporter and starts writing again. “Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack,” he writes in his notebook.

    “I’m sure as heck not a Bears fan either,” says the boy.

    “Oh… I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears. What team do you root for?” the reporter asked.

    “I’m a Colts fan,” the boy replies.

    The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, “Little #### From Indianapolis Kills Beloved Family Pet.”

    Go Colts!!

    fishinsmallies
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 45
    February 1, 2007 at 4:53 am #531127

    I heard that the only touchdown the Colts would have is when they land in Miami!!

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