Mine was the wife was looking at blinds for a picture window. I says how much she say’s 700.00 and i say quite steep isnt it…. she say’s as she looks at my den. and says 10 dead fish 4 dead deer…How dumb could i 
be
This food isn’t as good as my mom’s is…… 
You should get some bras like those Victoria Secret models- they look hot……..
I don’t say dumb things to my wife.
I think it was one the rules laid down in our wedding vows.
But honey….This is the LAST fish’n pole I’ll need for a LONG time…. 
I do
I work like a mad man in the summer,…with that in mind:
“We’ll spend more time together this fall when work slows down”
i think we need some time apart
Atleast my last girlfriend did’nt do that… 
She said she might want a nose job. My response almost killed me.
I said “I don’t blame you….I would.” 
That was not the right thing to say really it just came out before I knew it.
During a very heated argument at the end of my first marriage my ex who used “quality time” as a weapon, said, “thats it, your cut off” to which I replied, You can’t cut me off, you don’t know where I am getting it from
Nothing comes off the top of my head I have said.. Fisher Sherry could probably come up with a line from each day of the last 7-8 years 
I have heard some pretty bad ones from others I know.. but this is a family orientated site
got all drunk with the boys and called her the fun police. not good 
Fisher Dave~
I think you may have just added to that list of hers when she sees this post with you not knowing whether it has been 7 or 8 years… Talk about getting a woman heated up just tell her,you dont know how long the two of you been together… 
told my wife that i could not wate till she landed a nice trophy, then she told me she failed when she got me
how about his one,
i have a head ache, now leave me alone!!!
shane 
At lunch today I told my wife I was gonna take some of our tax return and buy an lx-5. She said “Oh yeah you better hope its got room for you to sleep in”.
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What was the dumbest thing said to a wife or other
Jenny.
By the way, that is not my wifes name!
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I do
I cracked up hard at that one! Now she is up…thanks buddy…gotta go! 
Now go back and drive that locust thicket one more time ,that buck has to come out of there!
I got my butt chewed for the food one Hammer how bout you?
Allright, I have been waiting for someone else to say it but it looks like I’ll have to……..the dumbest thing I’ve ever said to my wife is “I DO”!!!!!!!
She’ll kil me if she ever reads this.
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Sorry Vikefan I didn’t see your post.
I don’t know what you are talking about, I have always had that fishfinder/gun/rod. It just keeps working
That or, yeah, what the heck, how much work can a baby be anyways
“I’m staring at her 
because I forgot what a nice one looks like.”
I don’t have that evil b*^$, I mean wife, anymore.
My wife is at home taking care of twin boys near 2. I once accused her of sitting around watching tv all day.
My wife would complain about being over weight and desired to loose some. I am sure many of you hear the same thing.
Well anyway I would continually hear this coming from her and I’d tell her I love her just the way she is. I don’t know what happened to me one day but she said it again and I replied “Then shut up and do something about it” 
“Of course I love my boat more than you”
This could be a long post
1)You sound just like your mother.
2)Is that smell from you or the dog.
3)Just give me the readers digest version.
4)I’ll be home early.
5)Women drivers !! 
6)I got it the forth time you told me.
7)Didn’t that hurt when they sucked half your brain out.
8)Sure your not blonde?
9)Well someone has to do it.
And last but not least
10) WILL YOU MARRY ME
See if i bought you that bowflex machine, you could look like That 50 yr. old grandma!!!!! DUMB DUMB DUMB 
I went out one night with a couple of buddies for a few a beers and I told my wife that I would be back after 9:00 PM and then I ended up rolling in at a about 2:00AM and I literally rolled into the house. That didn’t go over well the next morning-she was . Technically I was right and I continue to point that out to this day.
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